Rants/2

today im ranting about cricket! what the hell is it all about, for gods sake, and its not like were any good at it either, we cant even play a fucking sport we invented!

The thing about cricket is that you can be highly embarrased very quickly, if your shit at it like me, as soon as you walk up the field with the bat with everyone cheering you on, with in a flash, the ball has come down and smashed your wicket out, and then you have to turn around and walk (what seems miles) to the crowd looking at you like your some sort of retard tosser who must be a bit 'special', and what the fuck has robinsons squash got to do with it! crap

and another thing about cricket is it confuses the japanese because we name a sport after one of our native grass dwelling insects, no wonder they hate us! (not sure how acurate that is, but a jap man looked at me strange the other day).

so anyway, the point is, cricket is momentously shit, and should be banned from the universe, if anyone disagrees, im too wrapped up in not caring about cricket that i dont care, ian botham go suck off a goat u mustachioed cock piece!!!