Pirates and Herpes

Way back, in 1692
There was a pirate bold,
Whos name I never knew,
But to me, this story was told.

One bright sunny day,
After sailing ten miles,
Under the sun, the pirate crew lay
Out on the deck, on top of some tiles.

One man said ARRRR, im feeling gay,
And another said,
Well, thats ok
Let me take you to bed.

So off they went,
Let me tell you,
And six hours they spent,
Doing the wahoo.

Now one of the men,
I shant say which,
Told the other right then
"One time I banged a bitch...

"This bitch was dirty,
I knew that but,
She was awful flirty,
And into her my manhood cut.

"Now after we were done,
She told me
Hey hon,
I've got the HERPE!

"Then I was scared silly
That I may have got the disease
That made my willy,
Look like swiss cheese.

"I went to the doc
He told me what I feared,
I would have a bloddy cock,
That at which women leered.

"So I went on my way
and to spread this ill,
I became a gay,
To further herpes still.

"Now my friend,
that you have this condition
Go out with this disease and send,
It to all of your friends by shagging without permission."