Utility Of Pre-recorded Telemarketing

On The Utility Of Pre-recorded Telemarketing

"Hi, this is Heather at M.S.I. with a special message..."
Oh, you got a special message for me, Heather?
"...a one time only offer to lower your interest rate to as much as..."
Yeah, lower it, baby. That's it. Oh, honey, you sound so hot!
"...you must contact me before midnight..."
I'm gonna contact you right now, sweetheart
You...hmm...oh, yeah...
"...and thank you for banking with M.S.I.."
No, thank you, Heather.
And thank the fellas at M.S.I. for me, too
I'm sure they know a voice like yours is all
That could keep me listening to their bullshit.