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---------For Sale-----------
Pre-Owned Wife/Mother  
Low maintenance; high miles;  
great under pressure;Experience  
as cook, seamstress, teacher, 
babysitter, janitor, storyteller,  
Playstation and computer  
repairer; Expert in getting stains  
out of t-shirts, unstopping  
toilets, applying band-aids,  
chauffering and cutting coupons.  
My kiss magically makes "boo-  
boos" disappear. Available 24/7.  
Best offer (well, any offer) will be  
considered. Call 555-help.

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