watch what you wish for

Ok so I have had some comments lately due to a few of my recent articles accusing me of attacking Christianity amongst a few other religions. So I've decided to do just that. Just so those people who have attacked me because of my neutral pieces are not wrong, I am going to write this piece which is going to be, lets just say a little blasphemous. So a word of warning, if when questioned about your faith and negative points are put too you, and you feel like your faith is being threatened or whatever else then don't read on. An other point, I know people are not going to like what I say, so don't waste your time sending me hate mail. If you have something constructive or informative to say then go right a head and I will gladly discuss it further but if not then don't waste your time.


Now that I have introduced exactly what this will be lets begin. So I might as well start with something that has been in the press and well everywhere else lately. The Davinci code. Yes I know most of this is fiction, or at least a fictional thought carried out from original beliefs and some facts and yes they're facts.
So I will not go into the whole blood line if Christ because there is no absolute proof of it. Well there isn't any yet. I will not even go into the idea of Jesus having some kind of romantic affair with little Mary. I will however look into our little Mary oh so full of secrets. Yes she was real and no she was most defenatly not a prostitute. Before all you Christians say that she is, too late because it is already been proven that in fact she was very close to Jesus. Actually she was a disciple and most likely the first disciple.
This was proven due to a whole big pot full of ancient documents. I say pot because they were found in the desert in a rather large clay pot. This pot was buried apparently by the Christian hierarchy when they denounced Mary as a prostitute. It holds evidence of her playing a very key role in telling the world about Christianity. It shows her leading marches and stirring up the public with that classic preaching Christians are so famous for.
Now that I have given some facts I think I will go into a little rant about a few hypocritical points in the whole Christian theory.
So through out Christian time women have always been treated differently from men. Lets face it they have been treated like dirt some times especially in the past. The Christian hierarchy apparently wanted to keep everything specifically with men.

(I don't know why, maybe they were secretly gay; oh I'm going to get something nasty for that comment, I can just tell.)

Ok where was I, Ah yes so they treated women badly. So if Jesus first disciple was in fact a woman doesn't that suggest that women are supposed to be treated equally. Ok another point on this. Why is it that Christians have given god a sex? So why does got need to be male, why does he need to be anything other than just god? Yet he is apparently the father and the son. Both male figures. Isn't that an interesting thing, or at least I thought it was.

Ok so I'm bored with woman's rights and all that jazz lets move on. Lets talk about god, Literally.
God. So god is this guy who is apparently perfect and created everything. He created this entire universe and then stuck us on it that are apparently supposed to be in his image. Hmmm I will talk about how arrogant that makes Christians seem considering they seem to assume this entire universe was created just to judge us. Later though right now I won't to talk about how vain god is.

(Oh that's another one that will hurt later).

Yea so god is vain. I've decided this. I mean look at this for a second and think about it. He will punish us for all eternity, which is, a long time remember. Just because we don't bow down and worship him. I mean if I needed people to worship me I think they would say I was vain so why not god. Oh right he's perfect. So how can you call someone perfect if they're vain? Isn't vanity a sin anyway, I can't even remember to be honest there's that many.
So next point where did god come from. I mean has he always been there just floating around until one day he decided, oh I know I will create all life so that I can be worshiped to give some meaning to my miserable life. Hmm they will have to be so imperfect that they can never really understand me other why's they might try to over through me.
Uh huh I doubt that. So if that's not the case then something must have created god in which case shouldn't we be worshiping that, if your so dead set on worshiping anything you might as well go for the top.

So god is boring me now, time to move on me thinks. Lets just jump back to why christians are so very arogent.
So lets see apparently everything in life was created for us. I mean if you take it from the christian out look. God created the whole universe just to judge us. I think that point in its self gives a fairly good reason as to why christians are arogent. Why do we think so highly of ourselves hmmm. What is so special about us. Nothing thats what. We are just another part of the eternal life cycle of all living entities on this and any other world out there.
Look at it from this point. We are like ants in the garden of god. He doesn't pay any attention to us because we are insignificant to him. Just like you don't pay attention to a few ants in your garden. Of course god might just decide to get rid of us all one day because we are destroying his garden. The earth. Yes we destroy it just like those pesky ants might. So I guess this would be the apocolypes I keep hearing about hmmm. So if you decided to get rid of these ants in your garden would you waste your time judging which ones are best and save them, No you would wipe them all out. So if god is up their and he decides to wipe us out why do you assume he is wasting his time judging you to decided who to save, is it not far more likely that he will merely wipe us all out?

Now thats over, Lets talk about the devil, perfect seeing as I'm sure people out there are going to be calling me a devil worshiper and whatever else soon.
So the devil. A manifestation of fear it self. Created to scare people into being Christians. Oh come on a evil force that makes people do bad things. PEOPLE MAKE PEOPLE DO BAD THINGS! Its called free will. Which people generally have? It's in human nature to disagree with one another. We argue just for the sake of arguing. I am writing this just to argue. The devils not making me do this. I am, well that and all you crazy Christians who can't read properly and jump to conclusions. Stop blaming something else for all the wrong in your life and this world. It is about time you start blaming yourself. If something is wrong don't go, Oh my god the devil is attacking me. Go damn I screwed that up ok lets start again and fix it ourselves.

Done with that because there isn't much to say about the devil other than he doesn't exist.
I know what's next do you...
WHY CAN'T YOU FOOLS MAKE UP YOUR MIND AND STICK TO IT!
What's the difference? We have Christians and Catholics and Mormons and about fifty more, jeeze get a story and agree on it sheesh your only making it easier for people like me to ridicule your religion. There is so many different stories that I don't think any of them are even close to the original. Which reminds me about the bible. That damn thing has been written and re-written, changed from one language to another so many damn times I would bet my life savings that the newest edition is no where near the original. If its supposed to be written in the words of god then why don't we all speak that language. Shouldn't you Christians have kept the language around so at least if god did pay a visit then you could actually talk to him? Why should he have to learn a new language for you I mean he is god after all.

(I wonder what people will say about that little remark lol this is fun).

So this is getting kind of long now isn't it. Maybe it’s about time to wrap it up. I could talk about this for hours I'm sure but I think I've said enough.

So I hope you enjoyed my little attack. To any Christian out there who has managed to read all this without screaming at the screen and rushing straight to the review section to curse at me, Then I salute you. You are true Christians, you are truly faithful. For it is you and you alone who are able to hear all this stuff about your religion being a farce and come out unscathed and able to still say, Yes I still believe. You are the true believers in this world so well done. As for the rest I look forward to hearing all the horrible things you have to say to me.
Thanks and goodbye.




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