I am a hero!

A long time ago there was this guy who fought dragons and stuff. His name was John Tough and he had a huge sword. He worked out like constantly and he was super buff and ripped. In fact nobody but him could pick up the sword, that's how buff this guy was. His armor on his body was tough and it was very heavy but to him it was light since he was so ripped. All the women in the kingdom fell in love with him right as they saw him because he was so good looking and ripped. So he didn't spend many nights alone.

One day a person came to town wearing a black hood. Nobody could see the person's face. That person put a curse on the town that would turn everybody into ant food within 3 days. After the townspeople get turned into ant food, the person would release ants on them! Talk about a sticky situation.

So naturally our ripped hero got on his horse to go and seek the advise of the seer that lives on the mountains. Many people said that the seer was very good at seeing things that normal people could not see, and those people (the first people) were right. The seer was very good at seeing hidden things. So our ripped hero scaled the mountain and even though he was wearing his full armor, he didn't even need to stop to catch his breath. That's how good he is.

He told the seer the stuff about the curse and he asked for the seers advise. The seer said “That power comes from witchcraft,” bellowed the angry seer, his eyes flaring like dragon flame. Our hero was pretty smart and he told the seer that he pretty much knew it all along but he wanted the seers advise.

The seer told me where to find the witch so I used my knowledge of cartography and I drew a map on a sheet of map paper. I followed the map to the witch's house. I kicked the door in and went into the witch's stinky little house. I saw her with the hood on her head and I started laughing. Then she pulled back the hood and I stopped laughing. She was a hottie! She was the most beautiful woman in the kingdom.

She told me that she made up the whole plan because she knew that I would track her down. She said that she was afraid to ask me out since I was so handsome and ripped but that since I tracked her down she was less afraid to ask me out. She told me that she took the curse off the town.

I spent the night at the witch's house and the next day we rode into town. I announced to the town that I was their hero and that I stopped the curse and everyone was happy. The entire town rejoiced and made heroic songs about me. I told them that the beautiful witch was now my wife. The townspeople got together and they made me a huge mansion. Some of the townspeople even volunteered to work my fields while I was out fighting evil so that when I got back to town I would have a huge feast ready for me.

I spent the rest of my day's fighting evil and I always won. Even against dragons because they didn't stand a chance against my huge dragon-killing sword.

I was happy that I protected the town and the town was happy that they had an awesome ripped handsome hero like me to protect them. Plus I got a beautiful wife out of the bargain. A witch wife!!!