Toe Jam

*For those of you who don't know, toe jam is the stuff in between your toes after you wear a pair of socks.

Very little people know

Of the nasty goop in between my toes

For if not washed out within the week

Definately it will start to reek

Depending on the colour of sock

It could even make Spock scream out in shock

Spread out on toast it is rather tasty

But Please! Don't be too hasty

For if shown in a public area

It could cause mass hysteria

So treat it with the upmost care

And don't forget to be aware

That toe jam is one of life's greatest joys

A special treat for good girls and boys

So as you can see, it's quite sublime

And so concludes my lovely rhyme