Disaster Inc.

Disaster Inc.

What´s your fancy? What`s your game?

We got it all, no two the same.

You seen this, a hurricane, can´t be beat!

Mix in a little flood, what a treat!

A famine maybe? or a drought?

No food, no water, it`s what we´re about.

What about locusts? They´re bugs or something.

Ooh, I know your type, a volcanic eruption!

No? Ok, never fear, we got you covered.

A landslide or avalanche, everything smothered!

An asteroid at sea, a giant wave?

An earthquake and forest fire, all ablaze?

A pestilence? A new disease?

Death hiding behind an innocent sneeze.

I got it, man on man, is more your style,

That lone killer, or that pedophyle.

Robbery, arseny, a child with a gun

a car crash! Oh man, what fun!

Murder, rape, greed, they´re all a deal

You buy two, I´ll give you one, now that`s a steal.

But now I know, I know, what you´ve been waiting for

la creme de creme, the daddy, War

I knew you were a player, but let me say

we had someone here for this same thing just the other day

It´s the last war on the lot, and I´ll be frank

It´s the last you´ll ever need, you can take that to the bank

Now I can´t hold it, but here´s what I´ll do

You sign the papers now, I´ll send it home with you

Have to think about it? A natural reaction,

but it may not be here longer, now´s the time for action.

Hey no problem, but if you change your mind

come on back, we`re never hard to find.

We`re always here or there, we never go away

And our doors are always open, every night and day

Or give a call, Disaster Inc. the name

We got it all, and the results are all about the same.