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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #1037337
A short, comedic, three stanza haiku.
:::::::To our Son::::::::
1 We love you so much;
but if we weren't so careless
you wouldn't be here.

2 We weren't there for you.
All your problems are our fault.
but, why kill the cat?

3 Mom and dad love you!
but we need some time apart
go, write bad poems.

Author Comments

I was told to remove Haiku grabbag based on free account abuse. I hope it is satisfactory to split it into the three catagories as seen here. I apologize to those that wrote reviews that were lost in the transition, and of course thank everyone for their comments.

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