HBC Clerks Poem to a Service Desk Girl

An HBC Clerk's Poem to a Service Desk Girl
10/13/5

You're the extra strength to my Tylenol
You're the gelcap to my Advil
You're the IB to my profren
My very own little wonder pill

You're the Colgate to my Total
You're the Aqua to my Fresh
You make me feel all clean and tingly
Just like the Whitening in my Crest

You're the Secret to my Platinum
You're the Guard to my Right
The Persperiant to my Anti
The Power to my Stripe

You're the Pepcid to my AC
The Rolaids to my Chew
The Seltzer to my Alka
Cause my heart is burning for you

You're the Gillette to my Series
The Bikini to my Zone
Whether you use Skintimate or Nair
You're the only girl I want to...be with