S.O.S.

SANDPAPER ON A SUNBURN

I KNEW THE END WAS COMING SOON
SEEN THE SIGNS SINCE EARLY JUNE
SWEET NOTHINGS TURN
TO SCREAMS AND STOMPING FEET
I GUESS YOUR DADDY SPOILED YOU
IN A WAY NO OTHER COULD
AND NOW I CAN’T STOP SMILING
KNOWING IF I COULD

I’D RATHER USE
SANDPAPER ON A SUNBURN
HOT SAUCE ON A HEMORROID
I’D RATHER
FRENCH-KISS A CONVICT
THAN TO SEE YOU AGAIN

I’M GONNA BE
LOOKING IN THE MIRROR
WONDERING WHY I STAYED SO LONG
I'D RATHER
CUDDLE WITH A CACTUS
THAN TO SEE YOU AGAIN

AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE
EVERYTHING WE DID WAS FUN
YOU AND I
TWO PEAS IN ONE BIG POD
NOW YOU GOT ME WANDERING
HOW OUR LOVE WENT OFF THE TRACKS
FOR ME THERE IS NO LOOKING BACK
KNOWING IF I COULD

I’D RATHER USE
SANDPAPER ON A SUNBURN
HOT SAUCE ON A HEMORROID
I’D RATHER
FRENCH-KISS A CONVICT
THAN TO SEE YOU AGAIN

I’M GONNA BE
LOOKING IN THE MIRROR
WONDERING WHY I STAYED SO LONG
I’D RATHER
CUDDLE WITH A CACTUS
THAN TO SEE YOU AGAIN


WHEN I LOOK BACK TO THOSE YEARS
I CAN'T BELIEVE I STAYED
I DIDN'T NEED THE HEADACHE
MY PERSONALITY RE-MADE
I LEARNED MY LESSON VERY WELL
'CAUSE SOMETIMES LIFE IS JUST LIKE HELL
SO HERE'S A LITTLE MESSAGE
FROM ME AND JUST FOR YOU



I’D RATHER USE
SANDPAPER ON A SUNBURN
HOT SAUCE ON A HEMORROID
I’D RATHER
FRENCH-KISS A CONVICT
THAN TO SEE YOU AGAIN
I’M GONNA BE
LOOKING IN THE MIRROR
WONDERING WHY I STAYED SO LONG
I’D RATHER
CUDDLE WITH A CACTUS
THAN TO SEE YOU AGAIN
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