A prompt for the Romantic Comedy Contest |
To Romance or Not To Romance To romance or not to romance, which one should it be? I wonder as I gaze across...through the thick, thick sea Of people that I work with-employees by the droves To gaze upon the hottie with the tight, form-fitting clothes. Yummm he's such a looker that the blind could even see So I better hurry over...while he still is free My heart is beating hard and my mind is all awhirl Can I make it to his side before another girl? He's new, I've never seen him 'cause surely he stands out And I know I would have fainted by that luscious pout!! My hands are getting sweaty, my knees are feelin' weak But I am too determined to let myself get beat! He smiles in my direction, I'm half-way to this man, Can I make it in one piece, can I fulfill my plan? Now I'm nearly to him and my throat is dry and tight But I smile anticipating what we'll do tonight He reaches out his arm and I reach to take his hand When he says, "Sweet heart!" past me toward a burly man!! He takes MY hottie's hand while I'm quickly pushed aside I've gotta tell you, girls, that this one hurt my pride So I sucked it up...'cause I got beaten by a 'HE'! The answer to my question is...this is NOT to be!! |