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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673
The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.
Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. It's a bitter life.:
 Why is my lemonade by the window.
       Magic. Wooooo.        
       I don't know, why is there a dodo in the kitchen?        
       Its because you put it there.        
       My mummy sez I should stop pwaying the computer.        
       It was playing hide and seek with the broom.        
       Wtf?        
2. Some people get this way quite often. You'd be surprised O_o:
 You feel ...
       Like a lemon        
       Scared        
       Moderately confused        
       Like eating something. Give banana. Now.        
       Like a bar of freshly bought soap.        
       Wtf?        
3. Potato of questionable content:
 Did you take my rabid potato away from me?
       Yes, and I ATE it. Should have heard the screams.        
       It was not rabid! It just had shaving foam on it.        
       No, it ran away on its own. On tiny little stumpy legs.        
       I am the potato god, give me your potatoes.        
       Stay away from that fork, crazy person.        
       Wtf?        
4. The Candy Man can.:
 Well done, adventurer, for reaching this far! as accomplishment of your journey, you will be rewarded some candy.
       CANDY? IS THAT IT? IVE HAD TO PUT UP WITH ALL THIS FOR CANDY?        
       Candy. Now I am eternally satsified,        
       Is this to boost my stats like on that weird little game with the yellow monsters, or is it because you can't afford anything else?        
       I would eat it. If THERE WAS ANY HERE.        
       Please, take my belongings, my sanity, and my soul. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE        
       Wtf?        
5. An extreme situation. None of us want to be there. But just in case :):
 If you were the last man, and I was the last woman...Or vice versa.
       Shoot! There goes my freedom of choice.        
       I'll find the last surviving lemming and marry it.        
       I'd find great amusement in playing tiddlywinks in a minefield.        
       I'd Start a nuclear war. Hey, no one can stop me.        
       I’d repeat the word ‘Cheesecake’ over and over again. Cheesecakes are goooood.        
       OMFG WTF?        
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