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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673
The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.
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1. Pie: A popular case.:
  I ate the apple pie.
       Because it looked at me funny.        
       Because my conscience demanded blood sacrifice.        
       Because I had to. I HAD TO.        
       BECAUSE.        
       Because who cares. Want a cookie?        
       Wtf?        
2. A Mystery...:
 I swear, I did not open The Fridge.
       Though I did eat the cooking utensils.        
       The earthquake was an accident.        
       I SWEAR. Look at my face. This is the face of honesty,        
       The invisible man opened it. See? Look, he's doing it now.        
       No! I didn't! Please! PLEASE NO NOT THE WHITE VAN        
       Wtf?        
3. Yarr, it be pirate speak, yarr.:
 Yarr Harr! Ye be a conocious Bewiddler! Bow to the Dindjuns.
       Yarr.        
       My brain hurts. :'(        
       hope you don't mind me asking. WHAT THE HELL ARE DINDJUNS??        
       Yes, I am your servant and I'll never take your nail file again        
       If I bow to them, will they chop off my head?        
       Wtf?        
4. To Have the Power of Choice...:
 If you were God, what would you do?
       Well, I've always wanted a massive collection of trolls.        
       I will destroy everyone with the same name as me. Because I am special.        
       I'll convert humanity into a herd of singing coconut trees.        
       Humans are tasty.        
       I'll put a smiley face in the sky; so I can stare at people whilst they sleep. :)        
       Wtf?        
5. An extreme situation. None of us want to be there. But just in case :):
 If you were the last man, and I was the last woman...Or vice versa.
       Shoot! There goes my freedom of choice.        
       I'll find the last surviving lemming and marry it.        
       I'd find great amusement in playing tiddlywinks in a minefield.        
       I'd Start a nuclear war. Hey, no one can stop me.        
       I’d repeat the word ‘Cheesecake’ over and over again. Cheesecakes are goooood.        
       OMFG WTF?        
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