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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673

The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.

Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. To Have the Power of Choice...:
 If you were God, what would you do?
       Well, I've always wanted a massive collection of trolls.        
       I will destroy everyone with the same name as me. Because I am special.        
       I'll convert humanity into a herd of singing coconut trees.        
       Humans are tasty.        
       I'll put a smiley face in the sky; so I can stare at people whilst they sleep. :)        
       Wtf?        
2. RIP, little hamster. We knew you well.:
 How would you feel if your hamster was eaten by a gorilla?
       His name was Ham Hams, and I wuved him so.        
       NO! NO! OH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD NOT MY HAMSTER! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?        
       I'd cry for a minute or two. Then eat the gorilla.        
       That’s it! It’s time to set up the SPCFHFG. (The society for the protection of cute fluffy hamsters from gorillas)        
       He deserves a state funeral. All pay homage to the hamster king, Ham hams.        
       Wtf?        
3. All in good time...:
 Thoughts running through your head whilst waiting in a queue...
       ... Dougnuts ...        
       The meaning of life. I do believe cheese crispies will help me discover the answer.        
       Does that woman in front of me have three eyes?        
       The all powerful tea cosie doesn't exist. All hail the new god, Rammalammadingdong.        
       HURRY UP YOU STUPID PEOPLE BEFORE I WHACK YOU WITH MY HANDBAG        
       Wtf?        
4. Potato of questionable content:
 Did you take my rabid potato away from me?
       Yes, and I ATE it. Should have heard the screams.        
       It was not rabid! It just had shaving foam on it.        
       No, it ran away on its own. On tiny little stumpy legs.        
       I am the potato god, give me your potatoes.        
       Stay away from that fork, crazy person.        
       Wtf?        
5. Whenever in doubt, let the Zombieness take you over.:
 Your reaction if you saw a zombie pony would be…
       Ooh! A pony! It’s so cute and adorable and...I think it just ate my finger.        
       I want it I want it I want it I want it. Mummy, Buy me one. NOW.        
       Pony want an apple? Here, a nice juicy apple. No, wait, that’s not an apple, no ... AAAHH!!!        
       I think I can see my missing calculator in its ribcage.        
       THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE. HALP.        
       Wtf?        
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