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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673

The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.

Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. Potato of questionable content:
 Did you take my rabid potato away from me?
       Yes, and I ATE it. Should have heard the screams.        
       It was not rabid! It just had shaving foam on it.        
       No, it ran away on its own. On tiny little stumpy legs.        
       I am the potato god, give me your potatoes.        
       Stay away from that fork, crazy person.        
       Wtf?        
2. To Have the Power of Choice...:
 If you were God, what would you do?
       Well, I've always wanted a massive collection of trolls.        
       I will destroy everyone with the same name as me. Because I am special.        
       I'll convert humanity into a herd of singing coconut trees.        
       Humans are tasty.        
       I'll put a smiley face in the sky; so I can stare at people whilst they sleep. :)        
       Wtf?        
3. The Candy Man can.:
 Well done, adventurer, for reaching this far! as accomplishment of your journey, you will be rewarded some candy.
       CANDY? IS THAT IT? IVE HAD TO PUT UP WITH ALL THIS FOR CANDY?        
       Candy. Now I am eternally satsified,        
       Is this to boost my stats like on that weird little game with the yellow monsters, or is it because you can't afford anything else?        
       I would eat it. If THERE WAS ANY HERE.        
       Please, take my belongings, my sanity, and my soul. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE        
       Wtf?        
4. As the Question says...:
 Look, a Cupboard.
       I have no eyes, I cannot see.        
       Yay! Narnia!        
       Yay! Incredibly average and boring cupboard!        
       I thought it was a cleverly disguised secret lair.        
       Yes, you hang clothes in it.        
       Wtf?        
5. A dilemna of the bready kind:
 Woe is me! The bread has fallen down the sink.
       What a terrible waste of bread. And I can't buy another loaf because the tooth fairy threatened to pull all my teeth out.        
       My friends. Chocolate is not the answer.        
       Look behind you. It’s a three headed monkey.        
       Don't touch the oven. It'll fry your eyes.        
       THE BREAD DID IT ALL BY ITSELF, BECAUSE IT IS SUICIDAL        
       Wtf wtf?        
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