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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673
The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.
Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. Train spotting! :D:
 Can you direct me to the nearest Train Station?
       No.        
       DON'T ASK ME, GO AWAY        
       Please give me your shoe, I would love to chew on it.        
       Sure! If you give me everything you own.        
       I ate a chocolate biscuit. Is that a crime?        
       Wtf?        
2. A dilemna of the bready kind:
 Woe is me! The bread has fallen down the sink.
       What a terrible waste of bread. And I can't buy another loaf because the tooth fairy threatened to pull all my teeth out.        
       My friends. Chocolate is not the answer.        
       Look behind you. It’s a three headed monkey.        
       Don't touch the oven. It'll fry your eyes.        
       THE BREAD DID IT ALL BY ITSELF, BECAUSE IT IS SUICIDAL        
       Wtf wtf?        
3. Whenever in doubt, let the Zombieness take you over.:
 Your reaction if you saw a zombie pony would be…
       Ooh! A pony! It’s so cute and adorable and...I think it just ate my finger.        
       I want it I want it I want it I want it. Mummy, Buy me one. NOW.        
       Pony want an apple? Here, a nice juicy apple. No, wait, that’s not an apple, no ... AAAHH!!!        
       I think I can see my missing calculator in its ribcage.        
       THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE. HALP.        
       Wtf?        
4. An extreme situation. None of us want to be there. But just in case :):
 If you were the last man, and I was the last woman...Or vice versa.
       Shoot! There goes my freedom of choice.        
       I'll find the last surviving lemming and marry it.        
       I'd find great amusement in playing tiddlywinks in a minefield.        
       I'd Start a nuclear war. Hey, no one can stop me.        
       I’d repeat the word ‘Cheesecake’ over and over again. Cheesecakes are goooood.        
       OMFG WTF?        
5. To Have the Power of Choice...:
 If you were God, what would you do?
       Well, I've always wanted a massive collection of trolls.        
       I will destroy everyone with the same name as me. Because I am special.        
       I'll convert humanity into a herd of singing coconut trees.        
       Humans are tasty.        
       I'll put a smiley face in the sky; so I can stare at people whilst they sleep. :)        
       Wtf?        
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