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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673
The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.
Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. A dilemna of the bready kind:
 Woe is me! The bread has fallen down the sink.
       What a terrible waste of bread. And I can't buy another loaf because the tooth fairy threatened to pull all my teeth out.        
       My friends. Chocolate is not the answer.        
       Look behind you. It’s a three headed monkey.        
       Don't touch the oven. It'll fry your eyes.        
       THE BREAD DID IT ALL BY ITSELF, BECAUSE IT IS SUICIDAL        
       Wtf wtf?        
2. It's a bitter life.:
 Why is my lemonade by the window.
       Magic. Wooooo.        
       I don't know, why is there a dodo in the kitchen?        
       Its because you put it there.        
       My mummy sez I should stop pwaying the computer.        
       It was playing hide and seek with the broom.        
       Wtf?        
3. A Mystery...:
 I swear, I did not open The Fridge.
       Though I did eat the cooking utensils.        
       The earthquake was an accident.        
       I SWEAR. Look at my face. This is the face of honesty,        
       The invisible man opened it. See? Look, he's doing it now.        
       No! I didn't! Please! PLEASE NO NOT THE WHITE VAN        
       Wtf?        
4. To Have the Power of Choice...:
 If you were God, what would you do?
       Well, I've always wanted a massive collection of trolls.        
       I will destroy everyone with the same name as me. Because I am special.        
       I'll convert humanity into a herd of singing coconut trees.        
       Humans are tasty.        
       I'll put a smiley face in the sky; so I can stare at people whilst they sleep. :)        
       Wtf?        
5. All in good time...:
 Thoughts running through your head whilst waiting in a queue...
       ... Dougnuts ...        
       The meaning of life. I do believe cheese crispies will help me discover the answer.        
       Does that woman in front of me have three eyes?        
       The all powerful tea cosie doesn't exist. All hail the new god, Rammalammadingdong.        
       HURRY UP YOU STUPID PEOPLE BEFORE I WHACK YOU WITH MY HANDBAG        
       Wtf?        
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