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| Math puns: 1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert. 2. Why do plants hate maths? It gives them square roots. 3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say! 4. Why was the maths book depressed? It had a lot of problems. 5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right. 6. Why can you never trust a maths teacher holding graphing paper? He must be plotting something. 7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else. 8.Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably. 9.What do you call students who love maths? Algebros. 10. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line! 11. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet. 12. How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees. 13. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ( "ate") nine! 14. Why does nobody talk to a circle? Because, there is no point. |
| 😧 A Student who got 0% Marks in Delhi Govt school, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct ! Read his answers and have a blast. Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?.. Ans. - In his Last Battle.. Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? Ans. - At the Bottom of the Page.. Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.. Ans. - Marriage.. Q.4 - Ganges Flows in which State ?.. Ans. - Liquid State.. Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?.. Ans.- On His Birthday.. Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?.. Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake..!! 😝 |
| Why Planning is important? One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all FOUR were required to sit in Separate Classrooms for the TEST. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks. See Below for the question Paper Q.1. Colour of the car........ ......... (50 MARKS) Q.2.. Which tyre burst? (50 MARKS) a) Front Left b) Front Right c) Back Left d) Back Right |
| *Hilarious Quotes* *When I die, I want to die like my Grand- father who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in the car which he was driving .* ~Will Rogers *Never under any circumstance take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.* ~Dave Barry *Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.* ~Miles Kington *Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.* ~Mark Twain *Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born.?* ~Benny Hill *I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.* ~Emo Philips *By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.* ~Charles Wadsworth *People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.* ~Isaac Asimov *Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.* ~Mark Twain *Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic.?* ~Lily Tomlin *If it's sent by ship, then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.* ~Dave Allen *An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.* ~Agatha Christie *The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.* ~Robert Bloch *Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.* ~Oscar Wilde |
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Reply| I'm slowly learning that even if I react, it won't change anything, it won't make people suddenly love and respect me, it won't magically change their minds. Sometimes it's better to just let things be, let people go, don't fight for closure, don't ask for explanations, don't chase answers and don't expect people to understand where you're coming from. I'm slowly learning that life is better lived when you don't center it on what's happening around you and center it on what's happening inside you instead. |
| "During pregnancy, some of the baby cells migrate into the mother's bloodstream and then return to the baby. It's called "maternal-fetal microchimerism." For 41 weeks, the cells mix and circulate back and forth, and after the baby is born, many of these cells remain in the mother’s body, leaving a permanent imprint on the mother’s tissues, bones, brain and skin, and often remain there for decades. Every other child a mother will later leave a similar imprint on her body. Even if a pregnancy doesn’t end, or if you have a miscarriage, these cells still migrate into the bloodstream. Research has shown that if a mother’s heart is injured, the fetal cells will rush to the site of the injury, and transform into different types of cells specialized in heart repair. The child helps the mother repair, while the mother builds the child. This is often the reason why some illnesses disappear during pregnancy. It's amazing how the mother's body protects the baby at all costs, and the baby protects and rebuilds the mother in return, so that they can safely develop and survive. Let's think for a moment about pregnancy cravings. What did the mother need, that the child would make her want? The studies also proved the presence of fetus cells in her mother's brain 18 years after birth. How stunner is this? " From an article by Nargis Kizalbash |
| It is interesting. With my oldest daughter, I craved vegetables. Growing up she was a vegetable eater. With my youngest, I craved fruit. Growing up she ate a lot of fruit. I need to ask what my mother craved when she was pregnant with me. However, I was a twin and my sister died in utero. So, her answer will be interesting. Thanks for sharing this. |
QPdoll is Grateful  - Let us know when you know. I'm curious too. And now, do you eat lots of fruits, veggies... or mmm don't know... what? |
| OCTOBER 15 IS GLOBAL HANDWASHING DAY Global Handwashing Day 2024 is themed “Clean hands are within reach” is being celebrated every year on 15th October. The campaign says, “Through strong leadership and collective efforts, we can close gaps in access and practice to achieve hand hygiene for all. Let us all join hands to promote handwashing to be healthy,happy,and holier. |
| “There is a kind of sadness that comes from knowing too much, from seeing the world as it truly is. It is the sadness of understanding that life is not a grand adventure, but a series of small, insignificant moments, that love is not a fairy tale, but a fragile, fleeting emotion, that happiness is not a permanent state, but a rare, fleeting glimpse of something we can never hold onto. And in that understanding, there is a profound loneliness, a sense of being cut off from the world, from other people, from oneself.” –Virginia Woolf English Writer ~ 1882 - 1941 ~ |
| One of Finest man in the world. A real hero, a compassionate gentleman with the heart of gold. His passion for animals and the care he took of his employees is unmatchable. A true inspiration for millions of people like us. You teaching and humbleness are something which is going to stay with us forever. Sad and unfateful day for not only our nation but for this world. Lucky to have worked with the Prestigious House of Tata's. It's an End of a Golden Era. Rest In Peace our beloved Sir Ratan Naval Tata 🙏 Om Shanti |
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| A Puzzle: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
| “The people on Earth have been caught in the cycle of reincarnation, on the wheel of karma, for hundreds and hundreds of lives, returning and making the same mistakes over and over again. We are supposed to be evolving but we are not. This was the main reason Jesus and the other great Prophets came to Earth: to teach people “how to get off the wheel of karma, to help humanity to evolve. But we are still making the same mistakes over and over again: creating wars and so much violence. So the people on Earth were not going to be able to save the Earth. How could they help the Earth when they couldn’t even help themselves? It needed pure souls who were not caught in the wheel of karma, who have never been to Earth before.” Excerpt From: Three Waves of Volunteers and the New Earth by Dolores Cannon |
| One day your momma won't call you anymore, One day you will wish she had lived more days to enjoy your time with her. One day she'll stop telling you to stop with your jokes. One day she'll stop giving you the advices she thinks is right for you. One day you will find the house where she was always waiting for you with a cup of hot coffee upon arrival, empty. One day her voice will no longer be heard. One day, only memories will remain. Time flies and waits for Nothing and nobody. And on that day, you will feel a void so great that nothing and no one can fill. So, if you have her around you today. Enjoy her company. Get her love. Get her blessings. 🙏🏻🙏🏻 |
| Is there DESTINY? ARE we to walk on a predestined path? Destiny: The fruits of your past karma are your present situations. *Destiny* is the fruits of your past which CAN BE MODIFIED in the present to have a blessed future. As a human being You are the architect of your life. All religious texts speak about it... But we don't seek to understand. Here's an expanded version with from various religions: Destiny and Karma "Destiny is not a predetermined fate, but the culmination of past choices and actions." Hinduism 1. "The universe is governed by the law of karma. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction." - BHAGAVAD GITA (CHAPTER 3, VERSE 12) 2. "As you sow, so shall you reap." - Mahabharata Buddhism 1. "Karma is the root of all suffering." - Buddha (Dhammapada, Verse 135) 2. "The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. If we do not go to the past or the future, what will we find?" - Buddha (Mindfulness in Plain English) Christianity 1. "As you sow, so shall you reap." - GALATIANS 6:7-8 2. "God helps those who help themselves." - 1 Timothy 4:16 Islam 1. "Every soul will taste death, and you will be paid in full only on the Day of Resurrection." - QURAN 3:185 2. "Verily, Allah does not change the condition of a people until they change what is in themselves." - QURAN 13:11 Judaism 1. "Whatsoever a man sows, that shall he also reap." - Deuteronomy 32:35 2. "The reward of a mitzvah (good deed) is not in the deed itself, but in the deed that follows." - Talmud Sikhism 1. "As you sow, so shall you reap." - Guru Granth Sahib (PAGE 4) 2. "The Creator has given us the power to shape our own destiny." - Guru Granth Sahib (PAGE 142) Modification through Awareness and Action_ "Awareness of action with intellectual discernment in the present situation is a prerequisite for modifying destiny." Key Principles 1. Self-reflection and awareness 2. Intellectual discernment 3. Mindfulness and presence 4. Intentional action Architect of Your Life "As a human being, you are the architect of your life." Empowerment 1. Take responsibility for your choices 2. Cultivate self-awareness 3. Make intentional decisions 4. Shape your destiny through conscious action Reflection Questions 1. WHAT PAST CHOICES HAVE LED me to my current situation? 2. What ACTIONS CAN I TAKE TODAY TO MODIFY my destiny? 3. How can I cultivate awareness and discernment? 4. What intentional decisions will I make to shape my future? |
| Try to travel, otherwise you may become racist, and you may end up believing that your skin is the only one to be right, that your language is the most romantic and that you were the first to be the first. Travel, because if you don't travel then your thoughts won’t be strengthened, won’t get filled with ideas. Your dreams will be born with fragile legs and then you end up believing in tv-shows, and in those who invent enemies that fit perfectly with your nightmares to make you live in terror. Travel, because travel teaches to say good morning to everyone regardless of which sun we come from. Travel, because travel teaches to say goodnight to everyone regardless of the darkness that we carry inside Travel, because traveling teaches to resist, not to depend, to accept others, not just for who they are but also for what they can never be. To know what we are capable of, to feel part of a family beyond borders, beyond traditions and culture. Traveling teaches us to be beyond. Travel, otherwise you end up believing that you are made only for a panorama and instead inside you there are wonderful landscapes still to visit. - Gio Evan, poet and songwriter. Translated from Italian |
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