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Dear Vendor of Mondays;

You sent me the wrong day. I asked for a Monday with good news, no drama and a sense of accomplishment. Instead I was sent a metric crap ton of stuff to deal with, bad surprises and conversations, fears and worries that I can't handle!

I request that you refund me this time, send me a better day tomorrow and give me comfort food. I know you won't but I just thought I'd let you know about my extreme dissatisfaction.

Sincerely,
Spud
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I did not care for it much either...
Hug incoming don't mind my *Monster11*
Never threaten to sucker punch your muse. Apparently she coerced me into writing her typical nonsense here.
"2026-Once a week!" Open in new Window.

See entry "Grave Decisions" Open in new Window.
It's only evening on January 8th. I already know what I'm doing May 12th. *Pthb* Yay for specialists.*Headbang* I reserve the right to buy an ice cream and then act like a toddler the rest of that day. Thanks doctors.
So yesterday I changed the lightbulb in the kitchen. There are eight floodlights. Shortly after I changed all the bulbs I realize they flicker rapidly in unison! Now I can't un see it! Today I noticed the living room light does the same thing!(Pretty sure it's been this way the whole time but I just hadn't being paying attention.)

Not drunk, stoned or anything but still!



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Winter's spud❄️ Author Icon - I have some new dance moves to try out! DJ throw that track on!

Jeremy Author Icon - totally I just need to get some "feel good" snacks! *Wink*
So I spent 4 hours detangling ethernet cables from power cords. As some of them were hooked to holes drilled into the house/floor, I had to crouch. Thats how I managed to have a melt down and accomplish something ridiculous.(the evil "snake pit",aka the place our internet router lives has never looked better.)

My body apparently thinks that squatting for 90% of that time is a violation of its right not to work. Currently I can't walk without pain.
So much for getting in shape*Irritated*

One part of me wants to be:


The other wants to go:


Tonight I'll do the second but then tomorrow's the first option.
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A few years I also rent went after the coax cable, I lost, but got some good frustrations out.
In all things, balance. *Yinyang*
So I talked myself into doing the Bradbury again. Just for fun.
 
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2026-Once a week! Open in new Window. (13+)
I decided to see if I could write 52 stories again!
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I keep farting! Smells like rotten eggs...kinda takes me back to September! I'll see myself out now.
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Charles 🐾 Author Icon - so do I *Laugh*
Ichabod Crane Author Icon - here's what I found online!


I may have watched this video a few times after I found it!
Probably not any worse than the marshes of coastal Georgia. The Pluff (Plough, which rhymes with enough) mud smells like rotten eggs when I'm driving around Savannah, and down around Saint Simons Island.



You have my permission to say, "I'm just doing my part for ecology." See there? It's all good. *Wink*
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Don't know if anyone want to read but "Spud's Worms" Open in new Window. has a new entry "Six Thingamabobs" Open in new Window.

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Being an Orc, Human, Elf mix isn't easy. Auropolis claimed to be inclusive; was it though?


I think this makes 52?
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I did it! Double checked my entries! I finised "Folder 52" Open in new Window.
Congratulations!!!
Ichabod Crane Author Icon - thank you!
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Happy Christmas!!!

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Or have a good holiday you celebrate!(Kwanza begins tomorrow, Boxing Day is tomorrow)
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Merry Christmas
Why do I go to the doctors? They just tell me I'm fat and they want to run tests. Oh and they called the Extra Terrestrials in to consult...despite my objections that I'd already been "probed" twice. *Pthb*

Seriously, between the abductees and me, I got the worse end of the deal. I don't even get a tour of a kick ass spaceship afterwards!

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Robert Waltz Author Icon - My sister was a large woman. Everyone who knew her (and many who didn't) harped at her to "lose weight." *Hand* I was guilty too. Until one day when I saw something that everyone else seemed to have missed. My sister was happy. When I saw that she was happy, I stopped pestering her about her weight. I had a long, hard talk with a man who was her "boyfriend," and always trying to improve her.
         My point is that size does not determine attractiveness except for people who don't know how to look at others. People are not numbers or generalities.
         I still miss my sister, but like Elvis, she did life *her* way. She was happy and so am I.
         The things doctors know these days is amazing. It's what they don't know that can kill you.
Always Humble Poet PNG- 📓 Author Icon - true that, thats what killed my grandpa. Doctors kept writing off his prostate cancer as "just gas" until it was too late to do anything about it.
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Dysfunctional Carol Open in new Window. (18+)
'Twas a holiday bash about to crash and burn!
just in time for Christmas Eve! Irreverent and meant as a joke.
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Charles 🐾 Author Icon - m'kay! I think this font should be easier.
Winter's spud❄️ Author Icon - That looks good. Sorry, I didn't mean you needed to change it. I'm sure it would look okay on my desktop
Charles 🐾 Author Icon - no need to apologize! I'd rather people be able to read my crazed words!
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The orbital station 042A hadn't been heard from in a while. Investigators were sent.


Beware! Discusses macabre topic.
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Still private
Intuey - Blessings For 2026! Author Icon - huh? Lemme check.
It's working now 😁
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The orbital station 042A hadn't been heard from in a while. Investigators were sent.
m'kay this should now be viewable by registered users...
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