Psst... Hey... Over here... ... ...closer... ... ...Closer... ... ...CLOSER... ... ...CLOSER... ... I said CLOSER DARN IT~! ... *takes hold of a microphone, turns two hundred amplifiers up to eleven, and begins to sing highly off key* ... 🍰~ ![]() 🎂~HAPPY~🎂 🎂~BIRTHDAY~🎂 🍰~ ![]() ... *a loud soundwave shoots out breaking all the glass in town except for what's in your home, and a birthday cake lands in your hands and looks undamaged* ... "Um.... Uh... They got insurance for what happened, right?" |