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Me again and still confused.
With all this talk about increasing crime, it finally happened to me. But I was lucky.
Two days ago I happened to be home when a burglar broke into my house. I grabbed my laser-guided pistol and though shaking and nervous, I managed to keep the red dot on his face, chest, and groin and our big ol’ tomcat did the rest til the police came.
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what did the tom cat do?????? Did the burglur come through the door or a window?
Yep! That trusty ol' tomcat did what all try-to-catch-'ems did; it wreaked scratch and tear destruction on all of those dots. Right?
Me again, and still confused. Is it just me?
Yesterday, I had to call 2 credit card companies and a government agency.
Every one was robot answered asking me to press 1 for English.
But when someone finally answered, I still couldn't understand 'em.
Well they'n can butter my butt and call me a biscuit,
cuz I otta start ta jawjackin' back at 'em in Kintucky holla twang; see's if'n they kin diggit.
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Santeven Quokklaus Author Icon - Some the "help" I get on the other end of the line sound like a severed head tryin' to talk.
OH PLEASE tell us how that goes.
I once read an article recommending that people press 2 for Spanish because the odds of getting a bilingual speaker are pretty high.
Me again and still confused.
I don’t understand why vegetarians keep ragging on me because I enjoy a good steak now and then. I mean, of all the cave drawings discovered there has never been one with a painting of a salad.
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Where have you been? I have the same thing happen to me.
I needed that laugh. Thank you very much.
AmyJo-Christmas wishes Author Icon -
All cows do is eat vegetation and fart. Doesn’t that describe a vegan as well?
Ah, what the devil do I know… I’m still confused. *Smile*
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