Lilli is QUILLING! - Just asking for a friend: is the January window open yet for shameless, narcissistic self-promotion modest, humble sharing of overlooked masterpieces? Due to the heinous neglect no doubt accidental oversights of the community, none of his 2024 œuvre of witless drivel thoughtful musings and subtle insights into the human condition seems to have been nominated thus far—a situation which, if allowed to persist, could only be described as a travesty, a travesty I tells ya an unfortunate missed opportunity.
Joke shamelessly stolen from a newspaper comment section.
A priest, a vicar and a rabbit walk into a bar. The barman asks the rabbit why he's tagging along with the other two. The rabbit gives him a weary look and says "Bloody predictive text."
"12 Days Of Christmas 2024"
I hope you have a safe and meaningful holiday season
(I should probably say something funny, since you have such a sense of humor, but I can't think of anything )
Soldier_Mike - I managed to fit in a genuine Queen Elizabeth I quote as well. The White Queen may have a bit of a reputation if you believe the barrack-room gossip here, but she has all the best lines.
so I thought I'd subvert the December prompt—a near-death experience (NDE) gives you a whole new insight into the true meaning of Christmas—with this little feel-good number:
He Knows (18+) Santa Claus is coming to town. (Entry for Dialogue 500, Dec 2024.) #2331489 by Dave Ryan
Jellyfish Hello 2025 🙂 - I had it in mind that he's running out of the room in a panic to get away from the voices and trips, falling down the stairs.
It's a tricky one—that contest only allows dialogue and nothing else. I may revisit it before the deadline at the end of the month to see if I can make it clearer.
Dave Ryan - Ahh Ok. I was thinking the girlfriend had pushed him down the stairs but then that didn't make sense as it was his wife he had f**ked over!
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- That doesn't stop any of the rest of us. 
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- Oh yes. I want to cast a sleeping spell on whoever who reads them. Honestly, just one. The rest are just fillers.
- Just asking for a friend: is the January window open yet for shameless, narcissistic self-promotion modest, humble sharing of overlooked masterpieces? Due to the heinous neglect no doubt accidental oversights of the community, none of his 2024 œuvre of witless drivel thoughtful musings and subtle insights into the human condition seems to have been nominated thus far—a situation which, if allowed to persist, could only be described as a travesty, a travesty I tells ya an unfortunate missed opportunity.
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- I managed to fit in a genuine Queen Elizabeth I quote as well. The White Queen may have a bit of a reputation if you believe the barrack-room gossip here, but she has all the best lines. 
- I had it in mind that he's running out of the room in a panic to get away from the voices and trips, falling down the stairs. 
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Love the Saint Crispin’s Day excerpt! 
