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Anybody feeling under the weather? Maybe this is the cure: "A Medicinal ManuscriptOpen in new Window.
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         It's definitely a cure! If not for under-weatherness, then at least for gloominess and boredom! It's a great read! Truth is rarely this funny!
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Come Now and Draw Near

All you who shall read these presents: Greetings!

Now comes before the community the matter of 26 paychecks
in which
The community shall willingly and happily participate in
*Construction* tasks, opportunities, and activities *Construction*
to further the spirit of camaraderie and
esprit de plume!


*Fireworks4* Draw nigh and answer Aye! *Fireworks1*
to the calling of the Taskmaster, Annette Author Icon,
as she calls us to link arms, lift spirits, and generally get off our duffs!


Proudly presented is the new and promising gift to WdC:

"26 Paychecks Open in new Window.

Gift Points (Definitely) --- Merit Badges (Possibly) --- Cash Money (Definitely not) --- Fame, Fortune, & Prestige (Well...)

Let us begin!

No purchase necessary, void in no states. Redeeming this for retail would just be dumb, and would only reward you with dumb points instead of gift points. Pants are optional. Godspeed, good luck, good grief, and good golly Miss Molly! The King is dead; Long live the King.

--Burma Shave
The December 2025 round of

*Bats*  "The Adam West ConspiracyOpen in new Window.  *Bats*

has ended, and the winners have been crowned!

This month was an especially hard month to judge!

I want to offer
*Fireworks5*congratulations*Fireworks6* to the first and second place winners.

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Maddie Stone <2026 Edition> Author Icon submitted "Business Knows No GodsOpen in new Window. for first place

with Second Place going to

I Resolve to Wear My Sox Author Icon with "--- The Next Future --- Open in new Window..

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All contestants played the bonus card and won the extra 2000 GPs promised, too!

Thank you for the excellent stories, all of you!

As always, thank you for participating in this challenge.

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Your submissions keep this contest fun!

If you have time for one more prompt contest, please
hop over to the main "The Adam West ConspiracyOpen in new Window. page and check out our unique selection of one-of-a-kind title prompts.

Hope to see you in the huddle soon!

(Don't forget, you can see all historical submissions to this contest here: "Library of Arcane Conspiracy TheoriesOpen in new Window.!)
Anybody else hungry around here? Maybe this little appetizer will help. "What's Cookin'?Open in new Window.
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Quill 2025 Nominee
My portfolio has been significantly updated. To save space, I have moved many of my flash fiction pieces into a Book Item: "Flashes of InspirationOpen in new Window..

These are mostly entries I submitted to
"Daily Flash Fiction ChallengeOpen in new Window. that did not win.

Special thanks to ruwth Author Icon who explained to me how I could move these to a book item, making more room in my portfolio while not having to actually delete its contents.
*Music2* Baby it's cold outside... *Music1* Remember when that lent the world the atmosphere of freakish holiday? So do I. I guess it's true: there's just "Snowplace Like HomeOpen in new Window..
Anybody feeling less than energized? You're not alone: "Re-Tired For LifeOpen in new Window.
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Wait a while, those things you mentioned you still do, just exhausted me reading them. I'm tired now, maybe a nap. *Laugh*
I'm sad to announce we've lost one of our friends recently. I mean—he's not dead; but Enthusiasm Author Icon has decided to step away from our community to pursue his trade elsewhere, and I wish him all the luck in the world.

Before he goes and clears out his portfolio (which will be a huge loss, in my opinion; I'm a terrific fan), I wanted to highlight two of his recent works that just knocked my socks off.
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 Artisinal Gluttony Open in new Window. (E)
A gourmet’s quest for novel sensations leads her to consume distilled human experiences.
#2350157 by Enthusiasm Author IconMail Icon

 Shopping for My Favorite Christ Open in new Window. (E)
A soul finds solace in a broken Christ who offers presence, not perfection.
#2348440 by Enthusiasm Author IconMail Icon

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Please join me in wishing someone I came to think of as a friend the brightest literary future possible. Good luck, my friend!!

 
 
 
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Aw, shucks, I thought this was absolutely delightful and hilarious, and it won an Official Award *Shock2* Don't tell me it'll disappear 🫠

The Indecent Proposal  Open in new Window. (E)
A man battles his bossy AI butler Jeeves, only to face its absurd rebirth as a vacuum
#2346104 by Enthusiasm Author IconMail Icon
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"Are you feeling lucky? Well, are ya, punk?"

For some perspective on luck (or lack thereof), I offer this blog entry: "Murphy and MeOpen in new Window.
The November 2025 round of

*Bats*  "The Adam West ConspiracyOpen in new Window.  *Bats*

has ended, and the winners have been crowned!

This month was an especially hard month to judge!

I want to offer *Fireworks5*congratulations*Fireworks6* to the first and second place winners.

(We actually only had the two entries this month, but that really made it even harder to judge!)


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Enthusiasm Author Icon submitted "Artisinal GluttonyOpen in new Window. for first place

just edging out

❄️Krista❄️ Author Icon with "Cranberry InhalationOpen in new Window..
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It was as close to a flip of the coin as it gets with these two wonderfully different stories.

Excellent work both of you!

And my sincere thanks for participating in this challenge. It is wonderful to get such writing delivered directly to my doorstep, so to speak.

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Your submissions keep this contest fun!

If you have time for one more prompt contest, please hop over to the main "The Adam West ConspiracyOpen in new Window. page and check out our unique selection of one-of-a-kind title prompts.

Hope to see you in the huddle soon!

(Don't forget, you can see all historical submissions to this contest here: "Library of Arcane Conspiracy TheoriesOpen in new Window.!)
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Thank you!
For anyone who cares (which admittedly does not even include me, some days), I will be removing several pieces from my port over the next couple of days. Many of my Daily Flash Fiction entries will be removed to make space for more stories. I'll try to upload a compendium of them just to make myself feel important.

"Flash FictionOpen in new Window.

Thanks to all of you who have stopped by and read so many of them and left such generous comments!
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In case anyone thought I'd fallen off the edge of the world: "Remind Me Later...Open in new Window.
*Fireworks4* The Adam West Conspiracy November Round is Open!*Fireworks1*

Here's the list of titles for November 2025; please reply with your entry by midnight on November 30.

This month, there are 5 titles to choose from. Hopefully this will draw more people into our sinister little corps... *Ninja*

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November 2025 TITLES

Formaldehyde and Overachievement
Cranberry Inhalation
Artisinal Gluttony
Antagonistic Socks
A Very Canadian Riot
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Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with!!


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Congratulations to Enthusiasm Author Icon!

October 2025 winner of the "The Adam West ConspiracyOpen in new Window.!

Take a look at his stellar entry: "Shopping for My Favorite ChristOpen in new Window.
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