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"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."

Oprah Winfrey
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Life is precious treat it as fine jewels and precious metals.
dogpack saving 4premium+ Author Icon - I wholeheartedly agree. *Smile*
Ok another brainteaser for anyone interested.

What can't be put in a saucepan?
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The kitchen sink
Bobby Lou Stevenson Author Icon - That's the answer. THE LID. *Smile*
Susie Author Icon - That's the answer. THE LID. *Smile*
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"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its invisible soul."

Jean Cocteau


So very true. *Smile*
Cooking tip from the Kitchen of Chef Busman:

Hate the smell of garlic on your fingers?
Rubbing your fingers on stainless steel (such as your kitchen sink)
will get rid of the odor.

For more tips visit www.eatlikeapig.org *Crazy*
"If you have a strong purpose in life, you don't have to be pushed. Your passion will drive you there."

Roy T. Bennett.
"She who saves a single soul, saves the universe."

Lewis Carroll
"If you can't fly, run; if you can't run, walk; if you can't walk, crawl; but by all means keep moving."

Martin Luther King, Jr.
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time given to us."

J.R.R. Tolkien
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."

William Shakespeare
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"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person."

Audrey Hepburn

Laugh and the world laughs along with you. Cry and you cry alone.
BRAINTEASER:

A man stands one one side of the river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge, a boat or an aircraft.

How did the dog do it?
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Scary Potato Author Icon - The river was frozen and he just walked across.
TheBusmanPoet Author Icon - ah-ha! I should've read the comments. *Smile*
Scary Potato Author Icon - No, you wanted to see if you could get it without looking. I can respect that. *Cool*
"I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am."

Sylvia Plath
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Adherennium Author Icon - I've always traveled the less well traveled path and made a few new ones over the years. I always followed the beat of my own drummer. I'm not a leader not a follower. I'm a loner. If others wish to come along and walk with me as friends, I will welcome all. *Smile*
But the sign states: "Stay on path!"
tj wanderlust-words-in-motion Author Icon - What sign? I never saw any sign. I do everything by instincts...lol
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Ready for another bad joke?? Too bad, here it comes!! *Bigsmile*


Q. Why did the habanero pepper win the beauty contest?

A. Because she was hot. [groans]


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Wait? I thought it was that girl in the Scotch Bonnet.
Adherennium Author Icon - It is. She came dressed as a habanero pepper. You don't see the scotch bonnet?? *Bigsmile*
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Q. What do you call a cartoon character who gets kicked out of school?

A. Suspended Animation.
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JACE  Author Icon
And back at cha ...

Q. What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

A. A rash of good luck! *Wink*
JACE Author Icon - I see I bring out the best in people...lol
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