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"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."

Hippolyte A. Taine
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Not to mention more a-meow-sing!
Adhere - Definitely Writing Author Icon - They sing to me every morning. It's like having a bullhorn going off in my ears and the three little lunatics learned how to harmonize together. *Crazy* *Rolling*
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

Mark Twain


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This is so spot on.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself."

George Orwell
"Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes."

Oscar Wilde
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One of my all time favorite quotes and is so appropriate in the world we now live in. We need this more than ever.

"An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind."

Mahatma Ghandi
"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."

William Shakespeare


Happy Valentine's Day to those who celebrate it. *Smile*
"God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things."

Pablo Picasso
"Learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest."

Herman Hesse
"Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?"

L.M. Montgomery
"The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat."

Confucius
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The secret: Listen for the purring.
Older joke I will share. Some may have heard this but I don't care. *Rolling*

Grasshopper jumps into a bar and up upon a bar stool.

Bartender looks at him and says, we have a drink named after you.

The grasshopper replies, oh you have a drink called Murray?? Bada Bing Bada Boom! *Crazy*
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Yes your thoughts are coming through to me. You're all quite correct in labeling this one helluva "corny" joke. *Bigsmile*
"That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet."

Emily Dickinson
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."

Winston S. Churchill
"Hold fast to dreams. For if dreams die, Life is a broken-winged bird, That cannot fly."

Langston Hughes
"Keep your face always towards the sunshine--and shadows will fall behind you."

Walt Whitman
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Walt Whitman walked into a bar...

The sun was in his eyes.
Adhere - Definitely Writing Author Icon - And he was "Blinded By The Light!" *Rolling*
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