"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it." Oscar Wilde |
Another corny joke of the Day. Horse trots into a bar, bartender looks at him and asks, why the long face? ![]() Writer Unknown. |
So the horse takes offence and tries a other bar. The new barman tells him, sorry but we don't serve horses here. The horse thinks fast and says, I'm not a horse, I'm an ass. We don't serve asses either smirks the barman. The horse turns his head slowly left then right. Then says, I beg to differ! |
I found this recently from the early 1970's and thought I'd share. I was 16 at the time. I believe in Right because without Right there's the absence of God. I believe in God because without Him there's the absence of Love. I believe in Love because without Love there's the absence of You. I believe in YOU because without YOU there's the absence of ME. Writer Unknown. |
"Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We only have today. Let us begin." Mother Teresa |
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"You can never be overdressed or overeducated." Oscar Wilde |
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"Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence." Aristotle |
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Me: You know, between the two of us, I bet we know everything there is to know.
Them: Really?
Me: Yeah. You seem to know everything except that you’re a loudmouth know-it-all, and I know that.
Either version works.