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Today I was accused of stereotyping...

All I can say is that it's a funny old world where you can be castigated for being ambidextrous and able to employ two keyboards at the same time.
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Groans. *FacePalm*
So you're giving a monolog about stereotyping?
i do that too. One keyboard for PC (Windows) the other for Linux (SUSE)... not uncommon to be able to do that if you are Inf. Technology Major. But that does not help my writing. I find myself typing on the wrong keyboard and getting frustrated when I realize my error and there is nothing on the screen in my Word Processor. oh well... can't win them all. *Smile*
ANGUS BROSNIGAG PRODUCTIONS

Responsible for FOUR of last year's TOP SIX massive film flops

is proud to present a new TENSE and EDGY Thriller set in Daycare

SILENCE OF THE PRAMS.

(What?)

(Too controversial?)

(Okay. Okay. I hear you, how about....)

A TENSE, EDGY Thriller set in a Seafood Restaurant.

SILENCE OF THE PRAWNS.

She knew her love was shellfish, but she just couldn't help herself (It's a buffet restaurant you see)

Better?

Lovely, just going to add a few apostrophes for luck!!!!!!
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I bet this is more exciting than "Silence of the Yams".
The Day The Mowers Died AKA Silence Of The Lawns
tj gives thanks for all things Author Icon - How bout "Silence of the Spam?"
It's happened again...

Someone has worked out my password...

I'm so tired of having to rename the dog!
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TheBusmanPoet Author Icon - We had two cats, but sadly one succumbed to cancer just over a week ago. *Cry* I do love the idea of giving them complicated names though, and no animal that I live with ever has just one name. *Smile*
Adherennium Author Icon - So very sorry to hear about the loss of your beloved family member and friend. I know that loss oh to well myself. *Frown*

Yes mine always had multiple names given to them and then shortened for their nicknames when I call them. *Smile*
I never put my password to my furry friend's name. Rules of Inf. Tech training i guess...

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Following the usual procedure of naming storms using each letter of the alphabet in turn for the initial letter - for example Agnes; Burt; Colin; Daphne; Engelbart... you get the idea, we eventually arrived at winter storm Harry.

Announcing this, the weatherman Hagrid Huffnpuff turned to camera and declared...

"You're a Blizzard Harry."
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That's better than, "You're a Harry Blizzard."
Reminds me of when Harry Nilsson wanted to join Roy Wood's post-ELO band. He turned up at the rehearsals and was greeted with:

"You're in Wizzard, Harry!"
Does anyone else get the feeling there being watched?
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I just asked Alexa if I was being watched, and she laughed, Gemini laughed, my television laughed, and I got a text on my phone telling me to forget what I know...

Robert Waltz Author Icon - kitty box?
I was taking part in a dig at a medieval plague pit the other day, when I made a horrifying discovery....

Turns out I really loath archeology.
I decided to take a trip down memory lane. Quickly came to realise I'd forgotten how to get there.
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N.A Miller Author Icon - No. I won't either. Just saying it the way it is, is enough.
N.A Miller Author Icon - What's the problem with saying hairline? *Confused*
Dave Ryan Author Icon - Wasn't the hairline i was thinking of *Smile* Try a little lower when you reach 50... *Laugh*
I don't know about you folks, but i don't think nostalgia is a patch on what it used to be.
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N.A Miller Author Icon - Too many good shows to list them all.
Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author Icon - Ah yes... Watching the Andy Griffin Shows is a grand way to relax.
🐺Wolfkingdom🏰 Author Icon - Used to watch that with my dad when I was little.
Back again to share another cutting edge music video. enjoy!

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Cutting edge, eclectic. You expand our horizons.


Bet you've never heard it like this before!
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Sounds awesome, and she's way better looking than Billy.
Thanks now I have background music for the battle scene I need to write for my Asia-core Fantasy! *CheckGr*
After many years of fruitless searching, I have finally discovered the beginning of wisdom. Spoiler, it's actually 'w'!
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Robert Waltz Author Icon - it's correct.
*Facepalm*
I just read this again and realized you have been searching without any fruit, you poor fellow. May I suggest purchasing, or shoplifting if you're into such a thing, some dried fruits? Then, my dear Adherennium Author IconMail Icon, you can simply take a small handful of said dried fruits and put them in a pocket so you won't ever have to search fruitlessly again.

Let me know how that works out for you.
My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning...

Goodness, how I love permanent markers. *Devilish*
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Me tonight!
Yes, we do too. But we're wondering, have you glanced in the mirror yet? (putting our colorful marker set back on the shelf.)
Adherennium Author Icon - I always enjoy some good Peanuts.
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"Princess Vladimira thought of herself as an ‘old school’ Princess. What she meant by this was that she was pretty obsessive about finding a Prince, and preferably a handsome Prince. It also meant that she had an unfortunate tendency to kiss unsuspecting amphibians, ‘just in case.’ Vladimira wasn’t sure why she even bothered, for a start it had never worked, and the frogs remained frogs, albeit embarrassed and or confused frogs. But she was convinced that they ought to change into a Prince, and so she carried on kissing..."

Full story here:

 
STATIC
The Princess and the Frog Open in new Window. (18+)
A re-telling of an old tale with a new twist.
#2349925 by Adherennium Author IconMail Icon
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You never know what to expect with frogs. I enjoyed the story, but I won't be kissing any frogs anytime soon, especially knowing how it worked out for Princess Vladimira.
Thirty seven years ago, I threw a message in a bottle into the sea, and today I got a reply....

"Unsubscribe."
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I'm still waiting for the 2-factor authentication code...
I don't know why I'm laughing; that's so sad. I tried my hand at a message in a bottle once; it came back postage due.

Looking for something to enjoy by way of a Halloween video?

Fear not, I've got JUST the the thing....

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Most unusual. Thanks for sharing!
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