%%USERNAME%%    %%ACCWORDS%% %%ONOFF%% |
 |   Tales from real life |
| Well, if they're not true, they oughta be! |
"Life, like love, is as simple as ABC: Always Be Cheating!" - The Gospel of Trump The inaugural address was a truly comedic performance. Setup: I will, very simply, put America first Punchline: Federal grants and loans must advance President Trump's priorities Setup: The unfair weaponization of the Justice Department and our government will end Punchline: Trump pulls security details from political enemies Setup: our government confronts a crisis of trust Punchline: absolute presidential immunity Punchline: pardons for insurrection co-conspirators Setup: Our country can no longer deliver basic services in times of emergency Punchline: Trump suggests abolishing FEMA Setup: the entire nation is rapidly unifying behind our agenda Punchline: Except for the 48 percent of Americans who disapprove of Trump Setup: defeat what was record inflation and rapidly bring down costs and prices Punchline: inflation hit 8% under Biden, 12% under Reagan, currently at 3% Punchline: 100 % tariffs will raise prices in all sectors and cause widespread inflation Setup: I will also declare a national energy emergency Punchline: the end of wind and solar energy production Setup: establish the brand-new Department of Government Efficiency Punchline: Trump fires independent inspector generals Setup: I also will sign an executive order to immediately stop all government censorship Punchline: Trump orders Google Maps to rename Gulf of Mexico Setup: Never again will the power of the state be weaponized to persecute political opponents Punchline: Trump fires DOJ prosecutors who worked on insurrection investigation Setup: restore fair, equal, and impartial justice under the constitutional rule of law Punchline: a blatantly unconstitutional violation of the 14th amendment Setup: We will forge a society that is colorblind and merit-based Punchline: except for presidential cabinet nominees Setup: President McKinley made our country very rich through tariffs Punchline: McKinley later called his tariff policy a mistake Setup: we will end the chronic disease epidemic and keep our children healthy Punchline: Trump nominates anti-vaxxer for Secretary of Health and Human Services Punchline: Trump bars CDC from cooperation with World Health Organization Setup: The United States will once again consider itself a growing nation Punchline: deport millions and millions of aliens back to the places from which they came Setup: We are one people, one family, and one glorious nation under God Punchline: Bishop criticized by Trump after asking for mercy for immigrants Setup: bring unity to a world that has been angry, violent, and totally unpredictable Punchline: Don't treat them gently, hit back harder, I'd like to punch him in the face. Punchline: 2nd amendment people can 'do something' about liberal judges Punchline: I like turnover. I like chaos. It really is good Wow, comedy gold! And these are only a few highlights from his first week. I'm laughing so hard it hurts. |
View Portfolio
Visit Notebook
Send Gift Points
Awards
Badges
Send Email
Community Newsfeed
General Discussion
Sponsored Items
Book of Trinkets
Static Items
Books
Groups
Interactive Stories
Audio
Campfire Creatives
Community Notes
Crossword Puzzles
Documents
Folders
Images
In & Outs
Madlibs
Photo Albums
Polls
Product Reviews
Quizzes
Survey Forms
Web Pages
Word Searches
