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Gender
Male
Birthday
March 26 1986
Location
Lillehammer, Norway. Somewhere on Earth.
About Me
Unpublished writer working with a foreign language. Working primarily with fiction, fantasy and science fiction. Often accused of writing post-modernism, but as I'm not entirely sure what that entails I won't say it for certain. I could check it on Wikipedia, but I honestly can't be bothered. Did that fully capture my essence as aloof and lazy with a sprinkle of brilliant? If so, good. If not, pretend it did.
Type of Writer
The financially fumbling kind. Seeking to write full time but alas no such luck. So I work two jobs. One writing, one paying.
Writing Style
Not so much with the one trick pony. But recurring factors are irony, complexity and sardonic detachment. With a thesaurus.
Interests
Watching paint dry. Highly underrated, relaxing and you can spend as much time doing it as you like. Especially if you bring your own paint. Does that qualify as artistic suffering? After all, you can't have paint without pain.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy. Superhero comic books. Noir fiction. I want to write something about a super-detective trying to solve an elf murder
Favorite Books
Superman: birthright. Kingdom Come. His dark materials. (Honestly, if this was "least favorite books" this list would be way longer. Like by at least two.)
Favorite Authors
Joss Whedon. Mark Millar. Bill Shakespeare.
Favorite Poets
William Blake.
Favorite Quote
Lead, follow or get out of my way. also: Live forever or die trying.
Favorite Music
Pretty much open-minded here. Talkin' Hannah Montana, Two steps from hell, audiomchine, Mozart, Superchick and several others that shouldn't legally be put in the same box of text.
Favorite Movies
Serenity. The Matrix. Anything musically. (with the singing, and the dancing and the Broadway and the off-Broadway, and did we mention the singing?) The Dark Knight. And just about anything Noir.
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    An account of my Friday night with the hottest chick you ever saw, with some observations.
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    There's a black man in a white house, and a legend to be told. But how'd that happen?
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    My open letter to Hollywood. Or, Howard if you will.
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    Let me introduce my cat, the four legged catastrophe with an uncanny resemblance to Cobain
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    Rated: 13+ · War · #1757527
    A short text I wrote to the contest A moment in Time, with the topic of regret.
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