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About Me
I'm a person. I've been a member for a couple of years, but only now do I feel comfortable writing. I work for a living, so forgive me if updates are sporadic (geez, I sounded like a dick there). I'm a pervert. If you get offended by something of mine you've read... deal with it. You were warned.
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    Rated: 18+ · Adult · #2038474
    A teenage girl inherits her father's unfortunate condition.
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    Rated: 18+ · Other · #2003772
    The collective stories based around my squishy folks.
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    Rated: 18+ · Action/Adventure · #2010080
    Follow the lives of two malleable kids through various parts of their lives.
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