Male |
June 14 1985 |
Earth |
I like cupcakes, and Hostess Raspberry filled powdered donuts. If you want to be my friend, leave them on my doorstep. If not, GET OUT. |
I like to write random short stories that leave readers feeling worse about themselves and their lives. |
AWESOME. |
My wife. My dogs. Going to college. Hunting...for man. The most dangerous game of all. |
www.theonion.com |
Dave Barry's History of the United States, The Onion's "Our Dumb World" Atlas |
Dave Barry |
Me |
"Marge, may I play devil's advocate for a moment?"-- Homer Simpson |
Claude Debussy, Maurice Ravel |
The Truman Show, Inception, Hot Shots! Parts 1 and 2, Wait Until Dark, Big Fish, Braveheart |