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Complex Numbers A complex number is expressed in the standard form a + bi, where a and b are real numbers and i is defined by i^2 = -1 (that is, i is the square root of -1). For example, 3 + 2i is a complex number. The bi term is often referred to as an imaginary number (though this may be misleading, as it is no more "imaginary" than the symbolic abstractions we know as the "real" numbers). Thus, every complex number has a real part, a, and an imaginary part, bi. Complex numbers are often represented on a graph known as the "complex plane," where the horizontal axis represents the infinity of real numbers, and the vertical axis represents the infinity of imaginary numbers. Thus, each complex number has a unique representation on the complex plane: some closer to real; others, more imaginary. If a = b, the number is equal parts real and imaginary. Very simple transformations applied to numbers in the complex plane can lead to fractal structures of enormous intricacy and astonishing beauty. |
Don't we have enough crazy conspiracy "theories" in the world already?![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PROMPT November 20th In your blog tonight/today, write about a story you've been told, or use a newscast story and CREATE a conspiracy theory. Tell us why you chose this subject, and of course, provide 'evidence' that your theory could be rooted in truth. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Earth is flat, the moon landing never happened, JFK was assassinated so Johnson could take office, 9/11 was an inside job, the Holocaust never happened, aliens built the pyramids, and Santa Claus isn't real. While planning for the 2017 solar eclipse trip, I noticed that the path of totality crossed Yellowstone, so I got an idea. Other people start crazy just-barely-plausible rumors that get repeated as fact (such as the one where you can only balance an egg on its small end on the equinoxes -- sorry if you bought that one, but it's utter tripe), why not start one of my own? So I started putting out there that during the eclipse, the combined gravity of the sun and moon would be just enough to trigger the Yellowstone Supervolcano. I felt dirty doing it, though. It's complete nonsense couched in semi-plausible astronomical language. True, an eclipse can only happen during a conjunction, and during conjunctions (eclipse or not) ocean tides are measurably higher. But there's no way it could be strong enough to trigger a supervolcano, at least not particularly during an eclipse. The gravitational effect isn't significantly different than during any new moon (or full moon for that matter). Unfortunately (actually, fortunately), I don't have nearly enough influence online for that to catch on, and it didn't "go viral." But... that's not really a conspiracy theory; that's just more spreading bullshit, and I've since sworn off that particular method of trolling. So. This is one I've been knocking around in my head for a while: Consider PETA. Buncha loonies, trying to move the center by being so extreme that "middle ground" gives more rights to animals. But what if, at the top, they're not actually animal rights activists, but instead have a more honest motive? Like money. See, everything about PETA starts to make perfect sense if you accept that it's being directed by business interests -- specifically, companies such as soybean growers and fake fur manufacturers. If they can push veganism more into the mainstream, we'll need more soybeans, right? For tofu and other disgusting concoctions. And the fake fur thing is obvious; I mean, hardly anyone wears fur anymore anyway, but they still need to grow their business, right? I'm sure you can think of other business interests that would be aided by such a shift. Why do I choose this subject? Well, I like animals -- some of them are delicious. And PETA is, shamefully, based here in Virginia. Also it was simply the first thing that came to mind after my failed attempt at eclipse fearmongering. As for more evidence, well, consider that PETA operates an animal shelter with an abnormally high kill rate. ![]() Still, I have to admit I miss their naked protests. Those always made me hungry, and I'd have to go out and get a big thick juicy steak whenever I saw one. Anyway, I should note that I have not one single shred of evidence that business interests are behind their craziness. But it wouldn't surprise me in the least if I turned out to be right. |
I swear the site's running faster after the switch.![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PROMPT November 18th An easy prompt for tonight. I'm tired, don't want to think much, so an easy one. What did you do during the 'Great Shutdown For The Upgrade' of WDC today? Tell us all the 'gory' details! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not much to tell. Charity Marie - <3 ![]() Of course, I had some beers. Hopefully everyone knows we have regular Zoom parties every other week. The next one is this coming Saturday. Watch my newsfeed for details; I'll try to remember to promote it later today. Anyway, like I said, it seems to me that pages are loading faster now, but I don't know for sure. All this server migration, website coding, and hosting stuff might as well be sorcery as far as I'm concerned. I mean, yeah, I have a vague idea about how it all works, but it's really vague and it's certainly not something I could do. It's not as if I'm not curious about it; it's just that, like everyone else, I only have 24 hours in a day, and I need to sleep for a good chunk of that, so, much to my eternal frustration, I can't learn everything. I'm just glad someone knows what they're doing. I think most of us have things like that - specialties that, to other people, seem like magic. I mean, could you design a drainage and stormwater management system for a shopping center? I guess, probably, if you'd had some of the same training I did, just like if I'd had a different education I'd probably understand more about website coding, brain surgery, electricity, or human interaction. Besides, I'd rather learn about beer. Preferably through hands-on experience. |
Hey, it's one of my favorite subjects, too! What a coincidence!![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PROMPT November 16th This one will cover one of my favorite subjects, Food. Do you follow a certain regimen/diet when it comes to eating? Other than something you might be allergic to, are there any foods you avoid or limit yourself to? What's your favorite meal to prepare. Share your recipe if you like. (I have a 'killer' chocolate recipe!) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Tonight, I made my beer chili again. Normally I use ground beef, but there was some ground pork in the fridge for whatever reason, so I blended the two in an unholy blasphemous union, and it worked. The chili is something I like to do when it starts getting colder. I'll get tired of it after a while and put the recipe away until next fall. I don't accept the existence of "comfort food," but there are certainly things I like for certain times of year or moods. Do you follow a certain regimen/diet when it comes to eating? Yep, a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it. I followed what you might call a diet or eating regimen for two years. I lost over a hundred pounds. Then I reached a point of diminishing returns. Then it got to where I was eating 1200-1300 calories a day and not drinking, and I was still gaining weight. So I said fuck that, if I'm going to become a cliché and regain the weight anyway, I might as well enjoy what I'm eating. Hence the return of my cooking. Other than something you might be allergic to, are there any foods you avoid or limit yourself to? For a long time, I wasn't allergic to any food or medicine. I mean, nothing. I'd go to the hospital and they'd ask me again and again, and each time I said "nothing," they had a look of shock and disbelief on their faces, just like when I said I have no more than one alcoholic beverage a day (which at the time was true). I was pretty proud of my lack of allergies, too. Everyone else has an allergy, mostly so they can be unique, and I didn't, which made me actually unique. It's a superpower! Until a couple of years ago when I ate a protein bar with an obscure spice from India called moringa, and my skin turned red in patches and my lips puffed up and my tongue blew up and everything went numb and my heart started racing and my vision faded and I could feel my blood pressure plummet as I collapsed. I survived. Obviously. But I had discovered my Kryptonite. Fortunately, it lives on almost the exact opposite side of the planet from me. Except when they put it in goddamn energy bars. Anyway. Apart from that, I only have one hard and fast rule: I never eat anything smarter than I am. Why? Because anything smarter than I am would find a way to take revenge. We know that corvids will remember a wrong done unto them ![]() I do make an exception for pigs, though, because they're just so damn tasty. So I guess it's not that hard and fast a rule. What's your favorite meal to prepare. Share your recipe if you like. The great thing about being single is I can cook whatever I want, without worrying about picky eaters not liking my mushrooms or complaining about the ghost pepper. The crappy thing about being single is that either I cook something that keeps, like the chili, or a lot of food gets wasted, because there are no recipes for single-serving things. And even if there were, shit's not sold in single-person portions at the supermarket. Anyway, what would be the point? I'm not trying to impress anyone. So here's the recipe for my favorite meal: 1) Pull box from freezer 2) Partially unwrap and shove into microwave. 3) Nuke and eat. Okay, it's not my favorite recipe, unless by "favorite" you mean what I do most often. And yes, I exaggerate. I don't actually do a lot of microwave meals. I admit to a fondness for Marie Callender's pot pies, but those flat-out suck if you nuke them; I (uncharacteristically) take the time to bake them in the oven. Fortunately, I ate before writing this so it didn't make me hungry. Might have some of that chocolate, though. |
Well, at least I have some experience with this one.![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PROMPT November 15th You and your two best friends are going on a month-long road trip. Where are you going? What three items must be in your luggage for this trip to be a great experience for you. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() While I normally road-trip alone, in August of 2017, two of my closest friends and I traveled halfway across the country to see the solar eclipse. It's something I'd always wanted to see, and Missouri is a bit more accessible than Svalbard, which was where the previous eclipse had been visible from. And we could have gone someplace closer, but I wanted to reduce the risk of cloud cover. That trip wasn't a month, though; it was more like four days. My limit for being in close quarters with someone, in order for us to remain friends, is something like two weeks. But okay, according to the prompt, I'm going on a month-long road trip. Let's set the trip in 2024, because that's when the next solar eclipse crosses parts of the US. Since an eclipse takes about two minutes, and we need the day before to get there and the day after to get back (solar eclipses tend to not be visible at night), that leaves four weeks to do other stuff. You know what would be fun? To roughly trace the path of that eclipse as a road trip. Obviously, you wouldn't be able to chase the shadow. Even jets have a hard time chasing the shadow. But just taking the time to do it for the hell of it. Pick the spot where you want to actually see the eclipse, and plan accordingly, but also trace the path as best you can while the sun's actually shining. And visit breweries along the way, of course, because that's what I do. The path of totality across the US can be seen here. ![]() Just for comparison, there's also a map that shows both the 2017 and 2024 eclipses here. ![]() So... "What three items must be in your luggage for this trip to be a great experience for you?" Well, clearly there will need to be more than three items. Hell, I'll need at least three pairs of underpants alone. But okay, fine, apart from the obvious. 1. Eclipse Glasses. I still have a crapton of these from the 2017 eclipse. Seriously, folks, don't be an utter idiot and look at the sun before or after an eclipse. Or anytime, really. No, the reason I need eye surgery now isn't because I didn't take that advice. 2. Camera. The last time I saw an eclipse, I wanted to simply experience it, not fuck around with camera settings or have anything between my eyeballs and the conjunction (except for Item #1 above). Next time, I want to try to get pictures. No, the camera on a mobile phone won't cut it. 3. GPS. Unbelievably, there are still people who freak out about GPS. Is it perfect? No. Neither are paper maps. But it's freakin' sorcery, and yes, it will even work during a solar eclipse (if the sun spits out a flare, though, all bets are off, which is why I also always carry a road atlas as backup). Like I said, though, I'll need way more than just those three things, like earplugs so I don't have to listen to my travel companions snoring (I'll bring spares so they don't have to listen to me snoring). And money. And maybe a change of underwear. ...and everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon... |
I'm almost sorry to go comic on this one, because it's a shitty situation to be in. Er. So to speak.![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PROMPT November 11th You are desperate to use the bathroom. But, you share this with several others. It's down the hall (waaaay down the hall), and it's cold despite the heat being set to the 'normal' temperature. Being an older person, your legs and ability to hold it ain't what it used to be. How do you handle this dire situation? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Depends. In a sane world, I'd end this blog entry right there, but we live in the actual world, so I'll just give it a minute for everyone to get that joke. There are a few benefits to being a dude, and this situation is one of them. I'm reminded of an old joke: Adam and Eve are chilling in the Garden one day when God appears. "Hey, listen," he says. "I'm almost done here, just have two things left to Create. And I figured I'd give one to each of you." They nod. "That's fair." "Okay." He checks his notes. "First we have: the ability to pee standing up." Adam jumps up and raises his hand. "Ooh! Ooh! Oh, man, that would be awesome. I could be out in the fields and, boom, just let go right where I am. Pick me, pick me!" God looks at Eve. She shrugs. "Okay, that one's all yours, Adam." God makes a check mark on the list. "And finally, we have: multiple orgasms." Where I went to college, not far from where I live now, one of the greatest honors bestowed upon a fourth-year student who had great grades and participated in many different activities (e.g., not me) is to live in the original lodging at the University, rooms designed by Thomas Jefferson himself and built in the early 1800s. As these rooms predated many modern conveniences, none of them include bathrooms; one has the honor of going outside, along a covered but otherwise very open walkway, down a steep flight of stairs, and into a communal restroom/shower. And in case you don't know, it gets cold in central Virginia in the winter. The Lawn rooms (for that is what they're called) do have sinks, but the rules forbade Lawnies from using the sink for anything apart from hand-washing and teeth-brushing, even during the cold and sleety season. People being people, that rule was frequently broken. Hence a graffito I saw in an actual restroom near the Lawn one day while I was enrolled there: Roses are red Violets are pink If you can't find a toilet Pee in the sink None of which is very useful to about half the population, though. Or the other half about 1/4 of the time. But keep in mind that indoor plumbing is fairly new as far as civilization is concerned, and for a lot of our history, they mostly used, essentially, buckets. Therefore, to prepare for the situation described in the prompt, one of my priority purchases would be a bucket. I mean, if you want to get fancy about it, this thing ![]() It'd be the only thing on the list, really. An actual, literal bucket list. |
It's hard for me not to think of a certain scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with this one.![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PROMPT November 9th You are having a very realistic dream. In this dream, you are approaching a castle. What unusual reason do you have to be at this castle? What do you say to the two guards standing outside it to gain entrance? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And yes, I was referring to Castle Anthrax. ![]() You are having a very realistic dream. I have two kinds of realistic dreams: ones where I know it's a dream, and ones where I don't. I know people have wondered whether their actual waking life is, in fact, a dream, but in my experience, if I end up asking myself, then either it's reality, or I'm about to wake into reality. While I'm in the dream, I either know it or I don't. In other words, no, I'm not a butterfly ![]() Still, dreams are weird. In this dream, you are approaching a castle. I've seen mock castles here in the US, and seen (and toured) real ones in the UK. Obviously, the latter are more impressive. There was one somewhere in the North, but I don't recall the name, that was rumored to be haunted. I had a feeling I knew exactly who started these rumors, because inside this castle, there was a sign up: "See for yourself if the castle is haunted... if you dare! Spend the night, 100 quid." I'm paraphrasing, but that was the gist of it. Hey, British peers have to make money somehow, and telling everyone your castle is haunted is one of the better ideas I've seen. Beats working for a living, I suppose. Haunted or not, 100 quid (at the time about $140) really isn't that steep for the experience of staying in an actual castle. (Of course it's not actually haunted; nothing is. But people can convince themselves of just about anything in the stony darkness.) I didn't do it, though; I was staying with friends. And yet, my main experience with castles has been in the fantasy realm. D&D, mostly. I can't count the number of times a character of mine approached a castle. Usually using stealth, under cover of darkness. That said, I can't recall ever actually dreaming about a castle. I suppose it would have some subconscious significance. Power, wealth, protection, something of that sort. What unusual reason do you have to be at this castle? The way my dreams usually work, it'd be something completely unrelated to what we think of as the normal uses of a castle. Let's go with "getting a haircut." If you've seen me recently, you'll recognize that this would be the kind of dream known as a "nightmare." So in this hypothetical dream, there's a succubus bound to the castle who makes extra money by providing barber services. Hopefully, she can trim my goatee, too. That is not a euphemism; this isn't that kind of dream. What do you say to the two guards standing outside it to gain entrance? So I'm approaching this dream castle to get a haircut and beard trim from the millennia-old succubus who resides therein. Again, since this is one of my dreams, I'd be going up to the guards and saying something completely unrelated to castles, haircuts, or succubi. Something like... I don't know... "The falcon cries at dawn." Fortunately, that just happens to be the day's passphrase. Unfortunately, the succubus ends up stealing all my vital energy. Which, in retrospect, I really should have seen coming. After all, who the hell gets a haircut from a succubus in a well-guarded British castle? I wake up just as the demon shoves my withered body out one of the castle's murder holes. Dreams are weird. But then, so is my imagination. |
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PROMPT November 7th Today's prompt is taken from a book I own. "Great Quotes From Great Leaders", published by Motorola, my employer. This one is from Norman Vincent Peale. "The trouble with most of us, is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism." Do you feel this is a valid statement? Tell us why you feel the way you do. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The trouble with quotes is that they give the unwarranted weight of fame to questionable opinions. Which is not to say I disagree with the quote, but I'll get to that in a minute. Well, okay, more like an hour. What I mean is... well, consider the following quote: Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Sounds kind of simple, right? An almost trite comparison. Think about it, though, and a couple of things come to mind: First, most people who ride bikes are perfectly capable of keeping their balance when they're not on the bike, so you're adding a needless level of complexity to life. Perhaps the reason you're riding the bike is to get to a particular destination, in which case that alone is reason to keep moving; balance is irrelevant to that. Further, however balanced you might be on a bike, there's always the possibility that you'll hit something and wreck, or something will hit you and you'll wreck. These possibilities are greatly diminished if you stay sitting at home instead. In other words, scratch the surface a bit and it's not really a great metaphor. What gives it weight? What enabled me to find it in a quick search on the internet? Well, it's that the quote is attributed to Albert Einstein. The point being not that the quote is bad -- it's got a certain cleverness to it -- but that if Al Smith of Poughkeepsie had said it instead of the great genius Albert Einstein, it would never had survived. Oh, someone else might have said it eventually, because it's really fairly obvious (unlike the things Einstein is rightfully famous for, such as the Theories of Relativity, which are absolutely not obvious, but someone else would have worked them out eventually too). But someone famous says something, and boom, it's suddenly received wisdom. "The trouble with most of us," then, is actually that we attach an unwarranted profundity to random sayings of people we've heard of and admire. I'll call it the Einstein trap. That said, I have no admiration for Norman Vincent Peale and, in actuality, I'm far less likely to consider anything that he wrote to be useful. He was, after all, one of the founders, if not the founder, of Toxic Positivity. Almost worse, it's very likely ![]() But... the best (by which I mean the worst, that is, the most successful) con men don't lie all the time; they sprinkle in just enough truth and/or common sense (which is not the same thing as truth) to persuade people that everything they say is truthful. So by mentally devaluing the quote simply on the basis of who it's attributed to, I fall into the reverse of the Einstein trap; that is, giving words of figures that I don't like less consideration on the basis of that dislike. I'll admit that this is just as wrong as the Einstein trap itself, so let's consider the quote by itself, stripped of attribution: The trouble with most of us, is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. "The trouble" -- this would seem to imply that it's the only trouble, which obviously it's not. But as a rhetorical device, okay, fine. "with most of us" -- kind of a weasel phrase. How "most" is "most?" And who's "us?" I'm going to go with "greater than 50%" and "humans in general" "is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism." More rhetoric, in this case the... crap, I don't remember the Greek name for it. All rhetorical devices have Greek names. It's the one where you contrast two different states of being: "ruined" and "saved" in this case. So, can one be ruined by praise? Yes, I think so. Absolutely. It's like when you show your writing to your family and they go "Yes, dear, this is wonderful," and so you gather up the courage to send it to a publisher, who sends back a note like "This isn't fit to line my birdcage." The family's praise isn't helpful. And can one be saved by criticism? Oh, I think it's obvious that we can, if it's given in good faith and taken without anger. So I think the quality of the quote hinges on the word "most." And that's the part I dispute. Where are the psychological studies backing up, or negating, the majority assertion? Did anyone to a poll? Has some grad student made it their thesis? I think "most of us" certainly feel good when praised. Like dogs, we're just made that way. And criticism can be tough to take, but I know I appreciate it if it's not mean-spirited, and I try to use it to improve. But again, I don't have much evidence to generalize that to others. So. If he'd said "some" or "many" instead of "most," I would be less inclined to be critical of the quote, regardless of its source. And that's my criticism. |
I vaguely remember when they posted grainy pictures of missing sprogs on milk cartons. I liked to call them the Hide-And-Seek World Champions, because I'm an asshole.![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PROMPT November 4th We've all heard of people who mysteriously 'go missing'. Tonight, write about a person who 'goes missing'. Someone that you read about in the newspaper or online, but nobody seems to know them, or remember them. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But of course, anyone (not just kids) "going missing" is a serious matter. Sometimes it turns out to be a misunderstanding. Often, especially with older kids or adults, they seem to disappear (I mean, they know where they are) because they want to. Most of the time, with kids, it's another family member; on occasion, it's an actual case of "stranger danger." And I think most of us have noted a certain bias in local and international reporting when it comes to missing people. Specifically, attractive young white women get all the attention (as with everything else in life), while everyone else is, at best, mentioned somewhere between the obituaries and detergent ads or, at worst, never. This is not just observation bias on our part, either; someone did an actual study. ![]() The latest example of this was Gabby Petito, who the news just. Would. Not. Stop. Talking. About. And I don't even watch cable news, or have cable; I just caught the edges of the stories here on the internet, and that was enough to make me wonder what real news they were distracting us from. I mean, sure, the case had sensational elements, but I just couldn't help thinking it was an obvious instance of MWWS. On Maui, a few years ago, this chick ![]() ![]() Or right here in my town, a hot blonde chick, Morgan Harrington, disappeared from a Metallica concert like 12 years ago now. I don't know; maybe you remember this one, too. Hell, Cosmopolitan magazine did a bit about it, with the headline, and I'm including the link here so you know I'm not joking in any way, A Beautiful Girl Gone Missing ![]() Especially since a couple of years later, Sage Smith disappeared from another part of Charlottesville. Never heard of her? Not surprised. Marginalized trans woman. To their credit, the cops continued to work the case, and from what I can tell it ends just as tragically (though it certainly took a lot longer), but as far as I know, it didn't receive national attention at the time. Now, I'm not saying that missing human cases must always be treated equally. There are always going to be some more salacious, or mysterious, or disturbing than others -- which was part of the reason for the constant focus on Gabby Petito. Several thousand people "go missing" every year (the exact number depends on definition), and that's a lot to follow. If someone is missing, and there's a chance the public can help, sure - but why make a hiker's disappearance on Maui national news, for instance? It's not like you might accidentally run into her unless you happen to be walking around Hale'akala. I'm also not saying any missing person case is trivial. All I am saying is that all human life has value; sure, it's worse when kids go missing because they're not as self-sufficient, but everyone who goes missing is going to be missed by someone -- by definition. |
I don't like being predictable, but this time I just couldn't resist. Besides, if I were always unpredictable, you could predict that I will be unpredictable. Paradox!![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PROMPT November 2nd You are curator of a museum. This museum has an area of interest to you. Take us on a guided tour of your latest exhibition. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hello, and welcome to the Museum of Beer. As you know, beer was one of the earliest and greatest inventions of civilization. While its exact origins are unknown, there is evidence of beer production dating back about seven thousand years. ![]() But you can find more about that in another exhibit. Over the millennia, brewing improved and evolved, and by the 7th century C.E., European monasteries got in on the act. Many of them still produce fine fermented malt beverages, most notably the abbeys of Belgium, and it's that country we're focusing on in this exhibit. There is a wide variety of Belgian beer styles, not all of them produced by monks; the country has its share of microbreweries and industrial-level beer manufacturers. Now, we all know that AB/InBev, the corporate successor to Anheueser-Busch, producers of such disgusting swill as Budweiser and Bud Light, is based in Belgium. Do not allow this to confuse you. Yes, some of their corporate history includes Belgian breweries, but they do not make Belgian beer. Okay, yes, they do manufacture Stella Artois, but that hardly counts. No, when I speak of Belgian beers, I mean the saisons; I mean the Trappist styles like the dubbel, the tripel, the quadrupel; I mean the delicious and hilariously-labeled Delirium Tremens beer produced by Brouwerij Huyghe -- here, you can see the pink elephants ![]() But one of the most interesting things about Belgian beers, besides the taste of the brew itself, is the artistry involved in crafting specific glassware for each beer. While Germany has its steins and the US and UK have their pint glasses and handled mugs, many premium Belgian beers have dedicated vessels for pouring and consumption. The most common of these is some variation on the tulip glass ![]() ![]() Eventually, perhaps even next year, I hope to visit the country myself and experience Belgian beer culture in all its funky glory. Until then, I can but enjoy the occasional import -- and this wing of the Beer Museum. |
Well, it's November. Two more months until the end of the year. Somewhat less than that and, if nothing catastrophic happens, I'll have written in this thing every day for two years. Hey, I don't have many accomplishments in life; give me that one. For those of you peeking in for the first time from the November edition of "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PROMPT November 1st We all have possessions of some type. Tell us five possessions you can’t live without, and why they are on this list. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm just going to go ahead and assume this is metaphorical and not literal, otherwise everyone would be like "air, water, food, clothing, shelter," and that would be boring. I'm also going to exclude consumables such as beer, which is only in my possession for a few minutes before it becomes a part of me; and also semi-sentient entities such as cats and friends. But the funny thing about possessions is that, often, we think we can't live without them but it turns out life goes on when they break, someone steals them, or they run into a deer and get totaled. So without further ado, The Five Possessions I Can't (Or, Technically, Wouldn't Want To) Live Without. 5. House Yeah, yeah, I know, that's part of the "shelter" necessity above. But while "shelter" in general may be a necessity for human life, I'm talking about my house in particular. I acquired it half a lifetime ago, and it's paid off, so it really is my possession. It's about the right size for me and a housemate and the cats; the location is terrific (I can easily walk to at least four different bars and stagger back); and it usually doesn't leak. While I love to travel, I don't think I'd be happy living anywhere else for an extended period. 4. Laptop I spend most of my waking hours on the laptop -- writing, working, learning shit, playing video games, watching shows and movies, laughing at cat videos. I could probably get by without my dumbphone, but not the laptop. It's getting old now and probably needs to be replaced soon, at which point the new laptop will be what I can't live without. In other words, it's not necessarily this computer, but a computer that I need to lead a fulfilling life. 3. Chair Really, almost any chair will do as long as it's not too uncomfortable. A chair is essential for #4 above. Standing while using the computer would get really old really fast. 2. The Bed When I'm not on my laptop (or at a movie theater or bar), I'm in the bed. It's comfortable and adjustable so I can sit up and read in it. Since I spend at least a third of my life there, it makes the list. 1. Money Of all the things on this list, this is the most important (hence its position at #1; I'm stealing the format from Cracked here and doing the whole countdown thing). Why is it the most important? Obviously, because if I ever found myself in the position of being without any of the above things, or the 99,996 other things I don't want to live without, money would be there to replace it. So really, of all the things on this list, it's the one thing I truly can't live without. "But Waltz, money can't buy happiness!" Maybe not, but it can buy beer, and that's good enough for me. There are, of course, myriad other items that could have made the list: books, water heater, stove, toilet, refrigerator, washer/dryer, plunger, shower curtain, sunglasses... life would be annoying and/or boring without a lot of that stuff. And this is one reason why I am not, and don't think I ever could be, a minimalist. I have managed to live without a car for four months now, though, so you never know. |