I’m a study in contradictions. I’m smart, but have no common sense; I’m good looking, but I’m not a player; english was always my weakest subject, but now I want to be a writer; I was one of the oldest recruits in Army basic training, but I had the sixth highest physical training score in my company; I’m a very loving person, but I’m afraid I may be a sociopath. Now, I really hope you’ll read one of my stories, but if you don’t, I honestly couldn’t care less -- yet another contradiction.