Written for Send Sherri Snickering Contest - Open again and glad of it! |
DOG-GONE IT! The wedding guests all watched the bride as she waddled in and stood by the side of her chosen one, her dream come true; Together they stood, and with much ado They spoke their vows, to love and care for each other, no matter what or where; and they were pronounced man and wife as they looked forward to a happy life! All went very well until the reception, for the bride was the victim of deception! The groom had said he loved every inch, and of her there was just more to pinch! He had brought his old four-footed friend inside the hall, knowing he'd put an end to the extra pounds that were sure to come when his bride ate the cake and said "YUM!" The cake was tempting the dalmation and then, without a bit of hesitation, chomped and licked away the frosting - not caring 'bout the calorie costing! "DOG-GONE IT!" cried the hefty bride when she saw what was going on inside; "I'm not in any mood to keep quiet! It's TOMORROW that I start my DIET!" The moral of this story is a quiz WHAT YOU EAT IS WHAT YOU IS???? The wedding night was spent by the louse, in with the dalmation in the DOGHOUSE! Countrymom 4/29/05 |