TRICKING THE DEVIL

An old woman moved slowly,winded,and angry. Angry that time had taken her youth. She had forgotten the devil that she had kept in her pocket for emergencies. As she called out he appeared greeting her with his charming smile and his wit. She knew that he had forgotten her when he presented her with youth for the rest of her days.. All you need to do is to commit to me your soul. She stared at him for a moment and started to laugh then she crudely replied," That old thing? I gave that to you years ago when my husband became useless in the bedroom." The devil checked his list and scowled. "Harlot," he yelled and disappeared leaving the smell of sulfur.