How do you find the time to take vitamins these days? |
Banapple Gas Some kind of fuel To beat the daily duel Of vitamins politically correct. A good daily multi, But then, the need for more. . . Another trip to the store. Oranges of vitamin C, Lost for pulp In the last frost, A complex of B for Neuro stable energy, Add some D for mental stability. Oh E! Skin of cream, Hair shines in beams Of glitter lights, In your eyes Of beto caratine. Glucosamine, Full range of the knee, How much for me? Mobility, Isn't free. There's a fee To be paid, Somewhere, Sometime, Some day. Don't delay! Take your vitamins, Or drink them Today. Original Banapple Gas Banapple gas Banapple gas Everybody's breathing it Oh! Alas! All the world is stuck on it Banapple gas Does it do you good? Make you better? Make you healthy When your're bitter? Well, I don't know If it makes you well, But it must be healthy 'Cause it don't smell. Do you know what goes inside To make it? What kind of shameless spice Makes it right? Well, I don't know What kind of spice, But it must be healthy 'Cause it's sterilized. Does it make you smile More to wake up? Make you happy Just to be alive? Well, I don't know If it makes you happy, But it must be healthy 'Cause it's survived. All the world wants inside it Banapple gas Banapple gas Everybody's breathing Banapple gas Oh! Alas! All the world is groovin' on Banapple gas ~Cat Stevens The original video of this is on the "Majicat" DVD, available at Amazon.com and other locations. The theory is that Miss Apple and Mr. Banana have married and reproduced. Their offspring is a fruit, yellow of colour and shaped much like an apple. However, the banapple is in sections like an orange. A banapple grows on a tree, and there's video of a farmer picking from his grove. As technology increases banapple's production capability, it is converted into a gas, which is sprayed from a sprayer, the size used in a garden. Effects of banapple seems to be positive, and worthy of a smile and a thought. Coming soon. . . Be watching for banapple gas! |