The Perfect Oompa Loompa

Just a silly little thing I wrote for "Invalid Item"  Using prompt number 3, The perfect Oompa Loompa.

The perfect Oompa Loompa,
Resides beneath my bed.
Sometimes he gets so cranky,
He thumps me on the head.

I know they’re merely love taps.
His affection clearly shows,
He really does adore me ~
Or he’d bop me on the nose.

He’s not like the others,
Though his color is true blue.
He speaks in words and verses ~
Not in song, like others do.

He sometimes feeds me chocolates ~
After he’s been in a mood.
But I’ve had too much candy ~
Today, I need real food!

Now that I think about it,
Perhaps he’s not so perfect.
After much consideration,
I believe he’s just a reject!