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Rated: ASR · In & Out · Comedy · #868040
Only for crazy people that like to talk about crazy things that don't matter! yay!
Basically, this is where you can write about anything you want. I don't care what it is, bad date? headache? toe hurting? the last family trip? stupid dreams?... or whatever you feel like at the moment. Feel free to rant and rave like a mad-person, or comment on anyone elses post (no racey comments though). The chigger is in da HOUSE! Yahaaaaaa!

- "A nuclear war can sometimes ruin your day."- The Master(hee hee... me!)

Dork>>>: Tiger*girl Author IconMail Icon
: 12-27-04 @ 12:27am
: ^^Stickers, or shirts :P

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 12-27-04 @ 3:26pm
: Lol, those are good.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 12-27-04 @ 3:27pm
: Save the trees... wipe your ass with an owl. Heh heh... great, huh?

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 12-27-04 @ 3:29pm
: Life is like a vaccuum. It sucks.

Dork>>>: Cloudspun Thanks Lexi! Author IconMail Icon
: 12-27-04 @ 3:58pm
: Question is where to....Wait a minute....

Dork>>>: Cloudspun Thanks Lexi! Author IconMail Icon
: 12-27-04 @ 3:59pm
: You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same!!!! hehe...I like that one.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 12-27-04 @ 7:26pm
: Jesus and the devil held a contest. They had to type a report on the computer on why each was better suited to be worshiped. An hour into the contest, the power went out and flickered back on again.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 12-27-04 @ 7:30pm
: The devil screamed in agony as he realized that all of his report was lost. He watched angry when Jesus calmly turned on his computer and retrieved his report and printed it.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 12-27-04 @ 7:31pm
: The devil yelled at God, "Your playing favorites! How come his report wasn't lost and mine was?!?" God smiled and gave the Devil a wink. "Jesus saves."

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 12-29-04 @ 11:26am
: someone write something, puh-leeze!!!!!! Muahahahah.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 01-25-05 @ 5:31pm
: Oh please Noooo! Lol, j/k. I only like chocolate pie. I know, my dad hates me cause I don't like "pecan pie"... its all they eat at his house. Kinda sucks, like suction cups.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 02-24-05 @ 12:02pm
: OOOOhhh! I have one! "It's better to find a whole worm in your apple than half of one." I thought it was funny- *wink*

Dork>>>: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
: 02-24-05 @ 8:00pm
: Hahaha! That was a good line on 12-26-04: "I'm so hungry that I'm farting fresh air." Hehehehehe...

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 03-05-05 @ 5:12pm
: I know! Great huh?

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 03-06-05 @ 11:41am
: Someone add something, please. I like to hear from everyone.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 03-24-05 @ 10:59pm
: What does everyone think about the Schiavo case? I think Michael Schiavo is a cold blooded murderer. Bloody Fu-king c-ck su-ker!!! Hope he dies of guilt...

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 03-24-05 @ 11:03pm
: I have another one- "I may be fat, but your ugly, and I can lose weight." Lol, my friends tell me I'm not fat, but I think I am a little.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 03-24-05 @ 11:04pm
: Oh well... I'm just depressed today. I hope Michael Schiavo burns to a crisp in hell. I don't care if Terri is in a "wake-coma" or not. She is alive!

Dork>>>: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
: 03-25-05 @ 8:38am
: Re: Schiavo ... Seeing her when she was normal, I can understand how she might say "I don't want to ever end up lying in bed all day unable to move or speak with a feeding tube in my throat." Maybe he loved her very much and still does.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 03-25-05 @ 9:29am
: If he really cared about her, I think he would let her parents decide what is best for her, instead of denying them visitation. It is kind of funny to know that he will inherit everything of hers when she dies.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 03-25-05 @ 9:42am
: Murder by jury.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 03-31-05 @ 6:35pm
: Yuppers, it's still there! Lol, I guess I could have been better... I still can't believe that Terri died. Well, I can. Michael Schiavo will go down into the history books right next to O.J.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-06-05 @ 5:18pm
: The Pope died, too! What a shame... He was from Poland, right? I liked him. My friend told me that he was shot in the stomach way-back-when. And he survived, crazy huh? I'm a Baptist, but I was sad when he died. How about y'all?

Dork>>>: 'Ropa Author IconMail Icon
: 04-07-05 @ 1:12am
: This guy came through my checkout at work with a shirt that had upside down writing on it and when i read it it said: if you're reading this then get your drunk ass up off the floor. not exactly funny but kinda.

Dork>>>: 'Ropa Author IconMail Icon
: 04-07-05 @ 1:14am
: *looks around, whips out a can of spray paint and writes 'europa was here' on the wall, cackles madly and runs away*

Dork>>>: 'Ropa Author IconMail Icon
: 04-07-05 @ 1:17am
: *sneaks back into the purple corner, makes sure there's no witnessess and then adds to her previous tagging "p.s. europa did not write this" then hides the spray paint under a rug*

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-12-05 @ 11:51am
: I can't be Pope! Lol, I don't look good in white, only purple. *shakes finger at europa*- I can't put my finger on it, but there is something fishy going on... You smell like paint. But it couldn't be you... No...

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-12-05 @ 11:54am
: Hah! That's a good one! I want that shirt... I saw another one with a picture of a sniper gun on the back that said, "If all else fails, vote from the rooftops." I laughed, but now I realize that it was kinda mean.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-12-05 @ 11:54am
: Go to www.amishdonkey.com and look at the pictures.

Dork>>>: 'Ropa Author IconMail Icon
: 04-12-05 @ 5:25pm
: *walks in, trips over a bulge in the rug* Hey purtyinpurple, look at this...*holds up a spray paint can - and tries her best to look very innocent*

Dork>>>: chickfest Author IconMail Icon
: 04-13-05 @ 1:41am
: thanks for that Demonic Angel. Thats NOT how it happened. We were in the car going to school and my sister was being a cow and started telling my that i should do more exercise.

Dork>>>: chickfest Author IconMail Icon
: 04-13-05 @ 1:41am
: i said "I don't have to do exercise, im expanding my mind." then my sister said, "Expanding you butt more like."

Dork>>>: chickfest Author IconMail Icon
: 04-13-05 @ 1:41am
: i said "I don't have to do exercise, im expanding my mind." then my sister said, "Expanding you butt more like."

Dork>>>: chickfest Author IconMail Icon
: 04-13-05 @ 1:42am
: thanks for that Demonic Angel. Thats NOT how it happened. We were in the car going to school and my sister was being a cow and started telling my that i should do more exercise.

Dork>>>: chickfest Author IconMail Icon
: 04-13-05 @ 1:42am
: i said "I don't have to do exercise, im expanding my mind." then my sister said, "Expanding you butt more like."

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-14-05 @ 12:04pm
: Heh heh! Don't worry, echoes happen. I think I get your point, chickfest... Lol, that's how I always feel, Gemski. By tommorrow, I'll be ready for today.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-14-05 @ 12:05pm
: I saw another one: Lefties do it right, but Righties do it BETTER. It was one of my friend's t-shirts. He's a nut.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-14-05 @ 12:08pm
: Oh WOW, Europa! Now I can catch that spray painter purple handed!

Dork>>>: Mark Robson Author IconMail Icon
: 04-19-05 @ 3:12am
: I am out of my mind right now, but please feel free to leave a message.

Dork>>>: 'Ropa Author IconMail Icon
: 04-19-05 @ 9:33pm
: Lefties are soooo BETTER than Righties!! *smiles* So purty, who are our suspects?

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-21-05 @ 6:15pm
: I like that one, Mark.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-21-05 @ 6:16pm
: I have my ideas, but I don't want to acuse anyone wrongly... I still smell paint, somewhere over----------------->there. Let's check it out, europa.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-21-05 @ 6:17pm
: I think I just may have to finger-print the spray can. What do you think?

Dork>>>: 'Ropa Author IconMail Icon
: 04-21-05 @ 9:52pm
: Um um um um um um um um um um okaaay, purty.... *gets out a piece of sandpaper and begins to frantically scrub at her fingers*

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-27-05 @ 11:52am
: Well, never mind... Since you have some sandpaper out, you can scrub the walls clean. *snicker*

Dork>>>: TAofR Author IconMail Icon
: 04-27-05 @ 11:57am
: How DOES the crocodile improve his shining tale?!

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 05-05-05 @ 11:26am
: With sandpaper... You can help scrub the alligator, too, europa. Lol

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 05-06-05 @ 11:47am
: How?

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 05-17-05 @ 11:41am
: School's out in 3 1/2 days! Yay! I wish I were out of high school already, but alas, it cannot be...

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 08-05-05 @ 9:21pm
: 'bout to go back to school. bummer. blegh! *groan

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:12am
: Dave Thomas-The founder of Wendys!

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:13am
: I got a cell phone yesterday

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:14am
: My grandpa's old

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:15am
: Scott Man is the best super hero to have ever worn a kilt!

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:17am
: I'm bored

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:18am
: I talk to myself

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:19am
: I don't know that one.

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:20am
: Dominique, shut up, people can hear you.

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:20am
: Put your hands behind you back, like everyone else, dumb, dumb.

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:21am
: Get back to your spot. No, you cousin can't cheer with us.

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:22am
: Were starting the cheer without you.

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:23am
: I honestly don't know how you even got on the squad.

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:23am
: This is what I have to go through every game.

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:24am
: blah blah blah

Dork>>>: I Love the Stage! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-11-05 @ 12:25am
: I used to have a hampster named Ricky, but he died.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 09-13-05 @ 9:04pm
: Interesting... Do you like cheese?

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 10-20-05 @ 10:36pm
: What's the answer?

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 02-20-06 @ 4:05pm
: wow, it's been months since I've been on here... anyone got anything interesting to tell me about thier awesome lives?

Dork>>>: R.D.735 Author IconMail Icon
: 02-21-06 @ 5:34pm
: If I could do it all over again.... I would KILL MORE PEOPLE!!

Dork>>>: E. Ericson Author IconMail Icon
: 03-06-06 @ 4:27pm
: ah, so I'm debating about whenther I want to try out for higher choir next year... its scary

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 03-25-06 @ 6:31pm
: LOL. I hope that was just a quote R.D.735.

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-25-06 @ 2:53pm
: Eh, I hardly ever get on here anyway... I write down all of my stories, it's like double the work to type them out along with all of my homework. Maybe this summer I will find more time.

Dork>>>: crystal37145 Author IconMail Icon
: 05-09-06 @ 10:01pm
: I loved the one about Jesus and Satan on the computer soooo cute!

Dork>>>: purtyinpurple14 Author IconMail Icon
: 05-22-06 @ 2:17pm
: Lol, why did he do that?

Dork>>>: Jake Striker Author IconMail Icon
: 12-20-11 @ 10:00am
: WOW THIS THISNG IS LITERALY DEAD

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