The Leader

The Leader

                                                                    Old Hull. October 26, 2003.


When I am acclaimed Leader
In the forthcoming election
There will come a great change
And the world will be new

There will be rules and rumors of rules
For I will take care of my people
And all will be done
According to my will

The citizen chip will be manufactured
And all will freely present themselves
According to schedule
For painless implantation

There will be no more crime
For all will return weekly
For voluntary scanning
And correction of errors

Crime will then vanish
Racial profiling
Will become redundant
For all will be known

There will be no work
But joyful productive activity
(With overtime when called for)
And all will be happy

On Sundays, all will freely gather
To engage in country dancing
And other healthy pleasures
As they will unanimously desire

Happiness will become the rule
And all change will cease
For this is my program
And this is my will