this is a poem that me and my friends wrote its by no means meaningful |
At the beach eating Eating a peach There was a man Trying to get a tan His shorts were short And he was drinking port As he lay in the sun He ate a cream bun He was very hairy It was mighty scary He took of his shorts made of hide Only to reveal something scary and hairy inside As a woman walked past With a nice arse He heard her say ‘Put that repugnant thing away’ He refused to do so And before he knew it there was a hoe named moe He was turned on by this male hooker As he was quite a looker His little snake rose to great heights Enough to give anyone a fright What will the hoe do?? Wait ‘till man not I shorts part 2’ Man not in shorts part 2 The hooker said it was too small To do anything with it at all This lowered his pecker Which was named ‘beaker’ He said with disappointment ‘I was already with my ointment’ Moe said ‘sorry but no’ ‘That thing is smaller than my toe’ ‘Its ok don’t be sad’ said moe ‘I know another hoe named Joe' ‘Whose snake is so small people think it is a fake’ With a quick phone call Joe arrived with his snake named Paul and a hokey ball ‘What’s the ball for’ asked the man ‘Well’ said Joe ‘its my biggest fan’ Finally they did the deed The man had been waiting for Then Joe left leaving him on the seashore The poor man burst into tears That had been the best time in all his years He had fallen deeply in love with Joe Did he love him back?? Will we ever know?? Well I guess you’ll just have to wait a see In ‘man kind-of in shorts part 3’ Man kind-of in shorts part 3 He went to the lake With his small snake To look for Joe the hoe He was in luck He was there having a fuck With a guy Eating a pie He didn’t care Joe was cheating on him That was his job no matter how grim ‘Hello hello hello Joe’ And just to make convosation he said ‘Where’s moe??’ ‘Poor poor me he is now dead’ Joe went back to doing his job Caressing another guys knob He was annoyed Joe wasn’t paying attention to him So he ditched him and went for a swim He took of his shorts right down to his ankles Joe suddenly got up and gave him a spankles The man screamed with delight That was a pleasant fright The client exclaimed ‘Oh what woe’ ‘There goes my hoe, Joe and I cant call upon moe So I’ll make my own hoe out of playdough’ Joe and the man were left alone Until there was a ring from Joe’s cell phone It was another custumer wanting a screw So Joe ran off exclaiming I think his name is drew The man was distraught Then he had another thought It was Joe he’d stalk He’d even copy his walk Would he ever find Joe his whore?? You will have to find out in ‘man in pants because he lost his shorts part 4’ Man in pants because he lost his shorts part 4 After a while he found Joe lying on the ground He was slightly dark But he spotted drew at the other end of the park ‘OMG you killed him’ the man yelled at drew ‘No no he’s just tired from our brilliant screw’ ‘If you don’t back off I’ll have to kill you’ ‘As if’ scoffed drew So they had a fight over Joe the hoe The man won leaving drew to go to hell with moe Now all he had to do was revive Joe It was a tough life being a hoe Joe jumped up ‘ man that was a good screw, I really like that drew’ The man was angry Joe liked drew better than he Then Joe discovered he had no clothes So he went to the mall to buy some of those So Joe went to the shopping mall The man followed his snake standing tall Will it be ok?? Will together the jive?? Find out in ‘man In flash new pants he got from the mall because his old ones got ripped in the fight part 5’ |