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Rated: 18+ · Folder · Contest · #662504
Click here for some horrid reading.
BEWARE! You have entered my folder filled with bad poetry. These poems were all written for the various Anti-Slam contests sponsored by Pita and Katya, where 1 star is king. All bad poetry shall be laid to rest here.*Sick*

This poetry is meant for 1 star ratings. If you give any of these poems higher ratings than 3 stars, you will be asked to rerate them (and annoy me in the process). *Wink*

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    Musical Athletes  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Personal · #1349457
    What do I like in a man? Here's your answer.
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    The Blog  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1349462
    Everyone knows blogging is overrated. One star ratings please.
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    Stiks on the Web  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1349460
    The adventures of a Stik Figure cruising the internet
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    V-Day  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1349459
    Because Valentine's Day is a disgusting disgrace
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    Demon Type Items  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Melodrama · #1349453
    A bad reflection on the master of the underworld
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    On Paper  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Melodrama · #1349451
    The sad, sorry, one star fate of books
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    Remember Rory  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Melodrama · #1349450
    A plea full of alliteration and stench
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    Flexibility  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1349448
    I'm courting trouble with this one.
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    Brownies  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Comedy · #1349446
    A recipe and nothing more. Right.
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    No Pity  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Melodrama · #1349444
    From the mouth of a frustrated bad poet
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    The Crazy Buffet  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Comedy · #1349443
    What happens to those missing socks of ours? They get eaten, of course!
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    Never Mind  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Melodrama · #1349442
    Invented words and break-ups make for awful poetry!
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    Yummy Salad  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Comedy · #1349441
    The most obscene salad on record, I'd say
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    Gnooooome!  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1349440
    One star answer to the question of what lawn gnomes do when we're not looking
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    Silence Is....  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1349439
    scary, especially with this batch of mimes!
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    To Pluto with Love  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Comedy · #1349438
    A nauseating ode to a Disney character
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    Some Hair  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1349437
    A disgusting musing on body hair and the losing battle to eradicate it
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    Sleepy Time  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1349436
    What happens when twisted people don't get enough sleep (and write poetry)
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    Bad Bitey  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1349435
    Dogs are bad little critters...just like this poem!
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    My Favorite Pair  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Fashion · #1349434
    A terrible tribute to some socks
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    Harry Potter Jelly Beans  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Food/Cooking · #1349430
    My one star review of these candy things
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    Fishes!  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Animal · #1349429
    Nemo's worth more than one star, but this poem isn't!
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    Garden Confidential  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Crime/Gangster · #1349427
    Utterly cheestastic ditty involving gumshoes and veggies
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    Last Thoughts  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Melodrama · #1349426
    Intentionally awful poem of national lament
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    Remember Those Days  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Other · #1349425
    A really horrific tribute to the 80s
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    Acidic Salsa  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Melodrama · #1349421
    One star mix of Akira, South Beach and a tomato based foodstuff
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    WeedLand  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1349418
    My little one star worthy garden
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    I Need to Bathe  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1349417
    One star answer to the question of what to use when you have no soap
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    Dairy Woes  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Food/Cooking · #1349303
    Utterly grotesque views on dairy products (craving one star ratings)
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    My Bode  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Sports · #1071775
    A love poem...from my cat's point of view!
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    Floridian Evil  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Cultural · #963805
    1 star commentary on the Florida economy
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    I Hate Red  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Teen · #960701
    And why do I hate red? (One star, please)
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    Emo Fools  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Opinion · #958193
    Terrible one-star worthy ghazal on Live Journal antics.
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    Invalid Item  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Writing.Com · #714530
    This likes 1 star ratings (hint hint)
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