Written for Wannabee's Christmas Parody Contest! |
TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS - ANOTHER VERSION On the first day of Christmas My friend gave to me A signature for free! On the second day of Christmas My friend gave to me Two good suggestions And a signature for free! On the third day of Christmas My friend gave to me Three ideas for a contest. Two good suggestions And a signature for free! On the fourth day of Christmas My friend gave to me Four hundred gift points, Three ideas for a contest, Two good suggestions, And a signature for free! On the fifth day of Christmas My friend gave to me Five very good ratings, Four hundred gift points, Three ideas for a contest, Two good suggestions, And a signature for free! On the sixth day of Christmas My friend gave to me Six new suggestions, Five very good ratings, Four hundred gift points, Three ideas for a contest, Two good suggestions, And a signature for free! On the seventh day of Christmas My friend gave to me Seven months of upgrading, Six new suggestions, Five very good ratings, Four hundred gift points, Three ideas for a contest, Two good suggestions, And a signature for free! On the eighth day of Christmas My friend gave to me Eight poems he'd written, Seven months of upgrading, Six new suggestions, Five very good ratings, Four hundred gift points, Three ideas for a contest, Two good suggestions, And a signature for free! On the ninth day of Christmas My friend gave to me Nine recommendations, Eight poems he'd written, Seven months of upgrading, Six new suggestions, Five very good ratings, Four hundred gift points, Three ideas for a contest, Two good suggestions, And a signature for free! On the tenth day of Christmas My friend gave to me Ten words of appreciation, Nine recommendations, Eight poems he'd written, Seven months of upgrading, Six new suggestions, Five very good ratings, Four hundred gift points, Three ideas for a contest, Two good suggestions, And a signature for free! On the eleventh day of Christmas My friend gave to me, Eleven smiley faces, Ten words of appreciation, Nine recommendations, Eight poems he'd written, Seven months of upgrading, Six new suggestions, Five very good ratings, Four hundred gift points, Three ideas for a contest, Two good suggestions, And a signature for free! On the twelfth day of Christmas My friend gave to me Twelve reasons for living, Eleven smiley faces, Ten words of appreciation, Nine recommendations, Eight poems he'd written, Seven months of upgrading, Six new suggestions, Five very good ratings, Four hundred gift points, Three ideas for a contest, Two good suggestions, And a signature for free! (Whew!) |