The Effects of a Nibbled Ear

this morning I can barely hear
since last night you nibbled my ear,
huh? what's that you're trying to say?
today's a special holiday?
but Christmas came back in December,
the 4th of July I can't remember,
St. Patty's Day is coming up,
Groundhog Day's gone belly up.

Say again, hearts and candy?
Well I'll be a traveling dandy!
Lights and action, satisfaction,
Let's get started on our lip smacking.
Today's the day of the kiss,
And I have a sweet miss
with whom to share the sweetest joy
between any girl and a boy.

When I want to feel fantasia,
I need not go to Malaysia,
For I drink a nectar'd sip
from the lushness of your lips.
And so Cupid is flying high,
He shot his arrow in my thigh
But I'm thinking of yours,
Knowing I'll see you this day at four.