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"Professor Hill, you wanted to see me?"
"Yes Jaimie, have a seat; I'd like to talk to you about your midterms for my French class."
"Yes what about them?"
"For every answer you wrote in 'J'voudrais une pizza.'"
"Yeah so?"
"The first week covered how to introduce yourself, conjugation of verbs and telling time. Your response wasn't appropriate for any of the questions. I want to know why?"
"My parents made me take French. They think I need more culture."
"I'll give you an option, take this seriously or drop my class."
"Sounds like a deal. Nice knowing you."
"Goodbye."