My Dream

Guards: "Halt! Who goes there?"
Me: "Huh? You can see quite clearly that it's me. Let me in."
Guards:"Do you have a castle pass?"
Me : "What's that? Is it a ticket, or something? Did I miss the ticket agent?"
Guards:"None shall pass."
Me: "None like no one? I'm a somebody I assure you. Announce my presence, you'll see."
Guards:"There's a list, a privileged list."
Me:"Am I dreaming? I did not waltz over here for the sake of my health. I was summoned."
Guards:"You couldn't have been. The Royal Summoner was called away."
Me: "He spoke to me a day ago."
Guards: "He's a mute."
Me:"Oh, that's unfortunate. Someone requested I make an appearance. Is there a secondary Summoner? Maybe a Sub-Summoner?"
Guards:"Well, there's Bob."
Me:" Great, What does Bob do?"
Guards:"Bob's a floater. I think today he's ringing the bell."
Me: "Up in the turret? I'm here to check the bats in the belfry. Can you get in touch with him?"
Guards:" Nope. Rapunzel's away, too."
Me:"Rapunzel? The one with the long hair? What's she got to do with Bob?"
Guards:" He's trapped up there. Rapunzel pulled him up."
Me:" Do you not have a ladder? Isn't there one lying about since the last storming?"
Guards:"Storming of this castle is prohibited. The local union frowns upon such unnecessary action. Basically, we stand here, look stern and deny entry."
Me:"This doesn't make any sense."
Guards:"We're just extras in your dream. We don't know what to tell you. Maybe you meant to visit another castle?"
Me:"That could be a possibility. My vehicle needs a new windshield. Before I fell asleep I was leafing through the yellow pages of the phone book. I believe there's a Castle Auto Glass. That doesn't explain the bats though.
Guards:" Don't make us say it lady. Your dream, your crazy thoughts. Come on, you know. Bats in the belfry?" Travel Marvel # 2 315 words