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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Satire · #2315589
Three Separate Limericks for Contest Challenge
For Love

There once was a lad from the valley,
Who would often walk dilly-dally?
When asked what he knew,
He replied, "I haven't a clue".
Yet the walk was for the love of Sally.

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Needs a Shave

When I was a wee lad in Calhoun,
Folks wondered if I was part baboon.
Me mug was hairy,
Some folk said scary.
It could easily pop a balloon.

5 Lines


Remember Where We Parked

I saw him drinking on the bar stool,
He had so much, caused him to drool.
When trying to leave,
He began to grieve.
He forgotten where he left his mule.

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