BIg Daddy Plots Assassination of Potus

Big Daddy Plots Assassination of Potus

914 words

         Big Daddy was the unofficial leader of a secret cabal of secret agents who worked for an agency that did not exist as sub-contractors doing jobs that the USG would disavow. They were the ultimate spooks, ghosts, spies, and deep undercover agents. They worked deep in the shadow world and had friends in high places, low places, and side places. Their headquarters was in the Cosmos Bar and Grill in the infamous Soi Cowboy Expat bar district Sukavit Soi 23 near the BTS Ashok station in Bangkok. The Cosmos Bar was run 24/7 the only one open after 2 pm as the co-owner of the bar was Sam’s common law father-in-law. Sam was married to Kuhn Lek who managed the bar and the business and was the secretary of their little cabal.

         The cabal members all had cool code names based on colors knew each other by their code names, and did not know each other’s real names although their association dated back decades.

         Big Daddy was the unofficial president of the gang, called El Jefe by the members or Big Daddy. He got the name Big Daddy because he played college football at the University of Arkansas followed by three years with the Dallas Cowboys. He was a star running back and was 6 feet ten inches and 250 pounds of pure muscle honed every day at the Gold Gym down the street and punishing five-mile runs at dawn. The gang frequently joined in the morning run before having breakfast. They were also members of the Bangkok Hash House Harriers who used the Cosmos Bar as their headquarters. The Hash House Harriers was “a drinking club with a running Problem”. Big Daddy was the local grand master of the Bangkok Monday Night Hash Kennel. They used their Hash names as their code names.

         The members of the cabal were Big Daddy, aka Big Blue, Kuhn Lek aka Mama Red, Maria Lee aka Linda Yellow, their liaison to the Korean Mafia, Sam Adams aka Sam White their liaison to the Embassy -the only one of the cabal with an official job, Larry Black who was white, their liaison to the Thai military, Jake Brown, their liaison to the Chinese mafia, Cosmos Orange, their media to go, dude, Pink Maria who was Japanese, and their liaison to the Japanese Mafia, Tony Purple who was their liaison to the Italian mafia, Sara Green their internet maven and hacker extraordinaire who could hack into anything.

         They were having their usual drinks, Mekong Whiskey (which is a rum) and cokes, contemplating ordering dinner, when a flash message came through his phone titled

         “ Kill Order Execute Friday at 12 noon. For Eyes Only. Burn after reading Top secret Q CSI access only. NO FORN"”

         He read it and called a family meeting on the spot.

“          Well, as Sam White told us to expect, we have a Flash Kill Order to Execute Friday at Noon. “

         Mama Red asked,

“          Who’s the target?”

         “That would be Potus 47 who will be in town to hold a summit with the President of South Korea and the new leader of North Korea, who took power last month in a coup after executing his uncle and aunt the former leaders of North Korea. He has been making nice noises towards the US, and Japan, is willing to negotiate recognition of the US and the South, but demanding withdrawal of US troops, suspension of military drills, lifting sanctions and recognition of North Korea as a nuclear state and is also willing to open discussions towards unification in three years. There is both a North Korean and South Korean contract on Potus who is expected to announce pulling out troops from South Korea and an official trip to North Korea to open the new Embassy there. Sam told me that the powers that be in DC don’t like this reproachment and don’t want to see unification”.

Sam piped up,

“How shall we play this? I got the President’s schedule here. Hmm, there is an opening we can use – lunch here at the Cosmos Bar with AmCham and the American community, followed by a dinner at the South Korea Embassy before the summit the next day.”

Pink suggested.

“How about getting heart attack drugs from the Japanese or Korean mafia and serving it to the president during lunch? We could mix it with his Coconut ice cream. the drug would take about four hours to kick it and then kill him with a massive heart attack. It is undetectable unless you know to look for it and disappears from the victim within five hours. No one would suspect a thing given Potus’ age and that he is as the joke puts one Big Mac away from a heart attack. For lunch, we could serve cheeseburgers and fries.”

They kept drinking coming up with a plan of action. On the day, everything went according to plan. They fed the President cheeseburgers, and the North Koreans and South Koreans ate them as well. all three died of a massive heart attack that night. The agency cleaned up their tracks and speculation quickly died away. The unification plan faded away as both the North and the South leaders blamed each other for the assassination. the new Potus, the former Senator from Texas, was a real hard-liner as was the leader of the South and canceled the planned troop reduction and withdrawal from NATO and Japan.

The agency that does not exist rewarded the Cosmos Bar Gang that did not exist with big bonuses.

Write a Story or poem in which the characters are colors who need to come to a decision. How do they interact? Who gets along with whom? Be colorfully creative!


The Cosmos Bar is modeled after the expat bars in Soi Cowboy near the Ashok station. Soi Cowboy got it start in the early 60s catering to US miliary forces on R and R in Bangkok. all soliders got two weeks R and R every four months during a typical year rotation. Soi Cowboy along with Nana Plaza are the main expat bar hangouts, Patpong caters to the causual tourist crowd, and Khaosang Road caters to the back packer set.

The Hash House Harriers is an international running club where members get together for a run followed by drinking and hazing rituals with a Not safe for work British style roasting risque humor and songs. The runs are usually five miles long, held on Monday, Wednesday and Saturday evenings from 5 pm . Every member has a hash name.




There is a new prompt up in "The Writer's Cramp" - and if you write the best Story or poem (and follow all of the rules) you just might win 10,000 GPs like "Good middle-class values" by Thankful Sonali LOVES DAD (1,078) did today!

" Winner & New Prompt Due Wednesday, February 28" 19 hours 3 minutes 45 seconds
Write a Story or poem in which the characters are colors who need to come to a decision. How do they interact? Who gets along with whom? Be colorfully creative!

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Big Daddy Plots Assasination of Potus

914 words

Big Daddy was the unoffical leader of a secret cabal of secret agents who worked for an agency that did not exist as sub-contractos doing jobs that the USG would disavow. They were the ulitimate spooks, ghosts, spies and deep undercover agents. They worked deep in the shadow world and had friends in high places, low places and side places. Their headquarters was in the Cosmos Bar and Grill in the infamous Soi Cowboy Expat bar district Sukavit Soi 23 near the BTS Ashok station in Bangkok. The Cosmos Bar was run 24/7 the only one open after 2 pm as the co-owner of the bar was Sam’s common law father-in-law. Sam was married to Kuhn Lek who managed the bar and the business and was the secretary of their little cabal.

The cabal members all had cool code names based on colors and knew each other by their code names, and did not know each other’s real names although their association dated back decades.

Big Daddy was the unofficial president of the gang, called El Chefe by the members or Big Daddy. He got the name Big Daddy because he played college football at the University of Arkansas followed by three years with the Dallas Cowboys. He was a star running back and was 6 feet ten inches and 250 pounds of pure muscle honed every day at the Gold Gym down the street and punishing five mile runs at dawn. The gang frequently joined in the morning run before having breakfast. They were also members of the Bangok Hash House Harriers who used the Cosmos Bar as their headquarters. The Hash House Harriers was “a drinking club with a running Problem”. Big Daddy was the local grand master of the Bangkok Monday Night Hash Kennel. They used their Hash names as their code names.

The members of the cabal were Big Daddy, aka Big Blue, Kuhn Lek aka Mama Red, Maria Lee aka LInda Yellow, teir laison to the Korean Mafia, Sam Adams aka Sam White their laison to the Embassy -the only one of the cabal with an official job, Larry Black who was white,their liason to the Thai military, Jake Brown, thier liason to the Chinese mafia, Cosmos Orange, their media to go, dude, Pink Maria who was Japanese, and their liaison to the Japanese Mafia, Tony Purple who was their liaison to the Italian mafia, Sara Green their internet maven and hacker extraordinaire who could hack into anything.

They were having their usual drinks, Mekong Whiskey (which is a rum) and cokes, contemplating ordering dinner, when a flash message came through his phone titled

“ Kill Order Execute Friday at 12 noon.”

He read it and called a family meeting on the spot.

“Well, as Sam White told us to expect, we have a Flash Kill Order to Execute Friday at Noon. “

Mama Red asked,

“Who’s the target?”

“That would be Potus 47 who will be in town to hold a summit with the President of South Korea and the new leader of North Korea, who took power last month in a coup after executing his uncle and aunt the former leaders of North Korea. He has been making nice noises towards the US, and Japan, is willing to negotiate recognition of the US and the South, but demanding withdrawl of US troops, suspension of military drills, lifting sanctions and recongition of North Korea as a nuclear state and is also willing to open discussions towards unification in three yeas time. Apparently there is both a North Korean and South Korean contract on Potus who is expected to announce pulling out troops from South Korea and an official trip to North Korea to open the new Embassy there. Sam told me that the powers that be in DC don’t like this reapproachment and don’t want to see unification”.

Sam piped up,

“How shall we play this? I got the President’s schedule here. Hmm there is an opening we can use – lunch here at the Cosmos Bar with Amcham and the American community, followed by a dinner at the South Korea Embassy before the summit the next day.”

Pink suggested.

“How about getting heart attack drugs from the Japanese or Korean mafia and serving it to the president during lunch? We could mix it with his Coconut ice cream. the drug would take about four hours to kick it and then kill him with a massive heart attack. It is undectable unless you know to look for it and disappears from the victim within five hours. No one would suspect a thing given Potus’ age and that he is as the joke puts one Big Mac away from a heart attack. For lunch, we could serve cheeseburgers and fries.”

They kept drinking coming up with a plan of action. On the day, everything went according to plan. They fed the President cheesburgers and the North Koreans and South Koreans ate them as well. all three died of a massive heart attack that night. The agency cleaned up their tracks and speculation quickly died away. the Unification plan faded away as both the North and the South leaders blamed each other for the assasination. the new Potus was a real hard liner as were the leader of the South and canceled the planned troop reduction and withdrawal from NATO and Japan.

And the agency that does not exist rewarded the Cosmos Bar Gang that did not exist with big bonuses.

Write a Story or poem in which the characters are colors who need to come to a decision. How do they interact? Who gets along with whom? Be colorfully creative!


The Cosmos Bar is modeled after the expat bars in Soi Cowboy near the Ashok station. Soi Cowboy got it start in the early 60s catering to US miliary forces on R and R in Bangkok. all soliders got two weeks R and R every four months during a typical year rotation. Soi Cowboy along with Nana Plaza are the main expat bar hangouts, Patpong caters to the causual tourist crowd, and Khaosang Road caters to the back packer set.

The Hash House Harriers is an international running club where members get together for a run followed by drinking and hazing rituals with a Not safe for work British style roasting risque humor and songs. The runs are usually five miles long, held on Monday, Wednesday and Saturday evenings from 5 pm . Every member has a hash name.




There is a new prompt up in "The Writer's Cramp" - and if you write the best Story or poem (and follow all of the rules) you just might win 10,000 GPs like "Good middle-class values" by Thankful Sonali LOVES DAD (1,078) did today!

" Winner & New Prompt Due Wednesday, February 28" 19 hours 3 minutes 45 seconds
Write a Story or poem in which the characters are colors who need to come to a decision. How do they interact? Who gets along with whom? Be colorfully creative!

Use FANTASY as one of your genres.