kitty, Says Tuna fish is the best food

Kitty, the cosmic Cat Says Tuna fish is the best food

Some say chocolate is the best food.
Frank Zappa, in the “Muffin Man”, proclaims the Muffin is good,
My kitty, the cosmic cat, thinks both are no good.
She thinks tuna fish is the best, but it is all good.

New Prompt:

Write a monorhyme. Your monorhyme must have a maximum of 15 lines.
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Words to use:

Chocolate - kitty - muffin.

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Entries must not exceed 15 lines for poetry. Your word or line count MUST appear in your entry post in the Cramp forum.

note: the reference to Frank Zappa is from his song Muffin Man lyrics below and YouTube Link

The muffin man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the utility muffin research kitchen
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
He gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants
And brushing his scapular aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt
He turns to us and speaks
"Some people like cupcakes better
I, for one, care less for them"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot
Of a fully charged icing anointment utensil
He puts forth a quarter-ounce green rosette n-
Let's try that again
He puts forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin
Of his own design
Later he says
"Some people, some people heh
Like cupcakes exclusively, while myself
I say there is naught, nor ought there be
Nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth
As that prince of foods, the muffin"
Girl, you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found that
He didn't know nothin'
Girl, you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin'
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin'
Girl, you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin'
Bruce Fowler on trombone
Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax
And lead vocals
Terry Bozzio on drums
Tom Fowler on bass
Denny Walley on the slide
George Duke on keyboards
Captain Beefheart on vocals
And soprano sax and madness
Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight
Hope you enjoyed it
Goodnight Austin, Texas, wherever you are

the reference to the cosmic cat is based on the following poem, based on a true story, about a Cosmic Cat. I suspect that the cosmic cat would agree it is all Good

Sam Adams Encounters the Cosmic Cat   (E) Sam Adams Encounters the Cosmic Cat #2284080 by JCosmos