Frog in my Throat

Can't do what I want, not allowed to have fun
Fat fucking bitch, why don't you go for a run?
I think you need a diet so why don't you try it
Might help you with that saggy bum
Fuck that shit, hey baby where you from
I've come undone like Duran Duran spun
And I'm covered in cum cause I just had lunch now I'm on the rum

Fuckin shooters while you doodle another vicious Moogle ya know you're cuter when you're cruder so don't be afraid to let out that humour
just have a little taster, try this as a chaser
devastater impressionator

Got a drive by score from the liquor store now she be my whore supplyin me more while I'm out on tour
Can't shut my legs / nasty to the core / can't tell me apart from an ironing board

Don't run with no pack sleep alone in the sack / no one got my back when I get things mismatched / gonna need some 1ups for my next attack / cause I ain't got no stacks and I'm all out of snacks / fuck the cat in the hat never told me all about that / get the fuck on the mic and record us a track / not a muthafuckin chance unless you do the Hammer dance while you feed me a Quarter Pounder with cheese like the fancy pants have in jolly ol' France / and ya better make sure it's the Royale with cheese cause that's what we call real loyalty / I'm sure you can see it seems nothing over there is actually free it's all just a scheme / now, may I have everyone's attention please / listen to this beat and pop that release for screaming teens and tweens in tow / all caught up in the rhythm and flow / taking a dive to master what's below / but I already know how to do this show so so suck your toe all the way to Mexico still have that glow and I'm not a ho now I gots to go and have this toke cause I ain't no joke but I do like to joke about bein alone and bein broke / there's lots that I wrote see I already spoke though I might croak with this frog in my throat (blech) *toilet flushes* hope that little fucker enjoys his new Whirlpool