ice cream criminals

Ice Cream Truck Criminals express It In

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The lastest crime d’jour
Around the country
Is the hijacking of ice cream trucks
For criminal activity.

The trucks sell ice cream
But they also sell drugs
And illegal guns with no ID check
And no background checks

Hard core pornography.
Including beastality, child porn, gonzo porn
Rape porn and snuff porn

The trucks are owned
By independent opperators.

Many had gotten into
Selling drugs, guns, porno
To make unreported, un taxed money
On the side.

The trucks were everywhere
Selling their wares
Ice cream and extra products
Accorss the country.

The right-wing media sphere
Somehow spin this
Into an indictment
Of the radical left wing communist fascists
Led by Joe Biden
The criminal master mind.

And hint of course
That Hunter Biden had
Something to do with it.





ICE CREAM TRUCK

Your story or poem MUST include a reference to an ice cream truck and what was purchased.
Be sure to colorize or make it bold for the judge.

One of your genres must be ADVENTURE