pelvisteen

my name is pelvisteen, im a 28 year old alpha wolf, i have been to jail twice (both times for aggravated assault), i have three tails and 2 penises, each penis being consecutively 8 feet and 9 feet. these long hefty penises are the bane of my existence as i have so many women constantly chasing me so i must have a body guard at all times. i frequently spend my time doing drugs behind 7/11s.
i have about three and a half balls, i was born with four but my abusive family cut one of them off in fear that i would get too many bitches. each ball can hold about 7 gallons of my creamy seed, which is pink, btw. my ball hairs are slightly glittery and constantly smell like roast beef and fresh-cut grass. i am also famous on tumblr for posting ONLY draco malfoy x danny phantom stim boards. i have made 60 of these stim boards so far, each garnering millions of likes. i am the type of person to call myself an internet micro-celebrity. i have an onlyfans on which i only post close up pictures of my pubic hair. though i have made so much money off of this, and off of scamming random women on the street, i live in a cardboard box fort on the corner of west avenue, right by the dollar general. i live here by choice because when i wake up at 5:47 am sharp, the sun hits my collection of collectible spongebob plates so perfectly that it makes me cream a bit