TRYING TO FIND THE SNOG

Me and Kate
Who looks great
Overweight
Are going to find
The snog.


We asked every bug
In every rug.
We asked every frog
Named Doug.
We went
Through every fog.
We looked in
Every bog.
And, we checked under
Every log
For the Snog.

Then,
We asked every guy
Named Davy
Who's in the Navy,
And who's eating
Lumpy gravy
For the Snog.

Vanderbilt Cooper,
The reporter,
Who thinks he's
Super duper,
But he makes
Too many bloopers.
He reports that
The Snog
Was at Hi-hi-hee Island.
So we rented a boat
Called the float
From a man
With a plan
To sail to
Hi-hi-hee Island.


Kate,
Who is in a
Yellow bathing suit,
Made the crew
Drool,
Is the captain
Of the ship,
And I'm
The first mate.
The man
With the plan
Is the navigator.
We go to the Island
Which we don't see
The Snog.
The reports
Of the Snog
Aren't true.
When we turned
Around
And head for home,
We spotted something
Behind us
An inky black figure
It was the Snog.
It was following us
The whole time.
It shifted its
Shape to prevent detection
And follow those who are
Trying to find it.


Later in the year,
I purpose to her,
And she said yes.
She's going to be
My Captain,
And I'm going to be
Her first mate.