HOW I SCAMMED A RAM AND PAID THE PRICE

At a dam,
I scammed a ram named Sam
When it discovered
That it was a scam.
I ran, and I got into a tram,
And Sam hit the tram
So I got out and ran.

In the German state of Saar,
I went into a bar
Which I found my car
In a jar.
I took the jar
Out of the bar
And took my car
Out of the jar.
Then, I saw Sam the Ram,
And I got into my car
And drove away.

In the United States, I'm OK.
While, on the sand, I lay
On a Lake Michigan beach
With a water bottle in reach.
I looked up which I saw,
Walking with Sam the Ram,
Four men of the long arm of the law.
The Ram had on his head is a Tam 'o sham
Which I got up and started to run,
But I was undone
I got slammed
By Sam the Ram.
I'm taken in the the long arm of the law
Which I see jail bars now.