the Conquering Centaurs Return

Sam Adams
Was a paranormal researcher
He was searching
For mystical creatures
That he was sure
Still existed somewhere.

Thousands of years ago
There were many
other creatures.

On this planet
Sadly many disappeared
With the rise of humanity.

Some lived on in legend
And myth.

The banshees, big foot, the centaurs,
the demons, the dragons, the giants,
The hellhounds, the minitours, the leprechauns.
The snowmen, the unicorns and Yeti.

Sam Adams
Found a book
The legendary infamous
Necormicron.

Which many had dismissed
As nothing but a story
By Lovecraft and his fellow
Demented writers .

But Sam knew the truth
The book would open
Other dimensions
Part of the multi-verse.

Allowing the ancient creatures
To come back to our world.

He opened the door
The first through
Was the King of the Centaurs.

He brought with him
Thousands of his followers
Who launched a war
Against the modern world.

The Centaur and his army
Quickly overwhelmed the world
Appointed Sam Adams
As their ambassador,

The Centaur smiled
At his victory
It had been a long time
Living in exile
In the other dimensions.