TEA PARTY

TEA PARTY

Cast iron pots and chicken wires the last Mohican.

Have nots, crack head attire, ungrateful heathens.

Torch the movie theater with a pack of Winstons and generic ether.

Nick Saban recruiting players in the 70s from Club Fever.

Setting mouse traps with Tofu

Your sponsor says the program works if you work it; you say you believe it, but I don’t think you do.

Porch bandits steal packages straight from Amazon

Drinking 211 in Atlanta with Ms. Saigon.

Peach vodka and tonic dinners with Ringo Starr.

Overweight women are funny as hell-Rosanne Bar.

Complaining about the drink menus at McDonalds with other alcoholics.

Dropped my bag of coke at a pub in England...Bolick's!

Guns and ammo conventions in the city projects

Just got jacked by some prostitutes for my king-sized mattress.

Bionic arms playing Mortal Kombat with peeping Toms.

Burned the soufflé with Racheal Ray, there goes the smoke alarms.

What are you doing? Keep using Sherm and you’ll continue losing

Some shit just shouldn’t be done by mortal humans

Popping Xans with Kris Katan and Gabrielle Union.

Can’t continue to sell drugs without the proper schooling

Absent minded barbers lead to forgotten Clippers Keyon Dooling.

Hewitt Packard pawn shop employees oblivious,

You won’t take me serious until the plot thickens and Christians become really suspicious.

Good riddance to bottom bunk profiles, comb and razor haircuts from an inmate named Styles,

The true meaning of a prison sentence. Park bench panhandler with a pension a new career

Yard sales at Chippendales a straight man’s fear.

Having a beer with Toni Morrison discussing the negative implications behind legalizing abortions

Nostalgic like Johnny Depp in Blow, door burst open informants storming.

Creepy neighbor peering out his window for children every morning

If I out Meghan Thee Stallion as transgender and It's true, will I die a mysterious death like Joan Rivers?

Get a clue. I can’t face it. Loads of money contingent on multiple rapes and sexual debasement.

I would never make it. Being rich and famous is a good way for me to begin hallucinating

Running around Crate and Barrel screaming with merchandise breaking.

There will be no sequel; If you want the truth about these stars prepare for war CP3O.