Glimpses of Life through Haikus

Silly, vicious dog
Sunning on the big brown chair
Hope it just stays there

Old woman eating
Silly, vicious dog hungry
Gnaws on hands and feet

Sleepy, old woman
Glares at all of the children
Feel her wrathful stare

Warm puppy blanket
Hope he will sit next to me
Nothing like Pandi

Perverted puppies
Get your nose out of my ass
Learn some damn manners

Confused, little boy
Thinks dogs are twerking about
Will figure it out

Brown and black soft fur
Brushing with a gentle comb
Love burnt Honey Bun

Running around now
Escaped from puppy prison
Will need more cement

Playing games all day
What will my little boy do
When games consume life

Go find me five plants
You only have ten minutes
Trick to play outside

Panda had to poo
Saw a big bunny foo foo
Run run, panda, run